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#ff to all my favourite moonshines! @samanthachase96 @krakhouse @whatchoo_want @hahanowfuckoff @schwarzenegger @sickipediabot @bobsmith254
@whatchoo_want hahaha must have been smacked with the stupid stick earlier, thought there was some hottie up there :s
Nah man, your sexuality isn't even an issue with me.
I don't see people in gay.
I'm just sayin your pastel mix matched socks are mass legit.
I've Ben in America for about 16 hours now, a cop gave me a dirty look for staring at his gun, calm it champ, I wasn't looking at your dick.
Judging by the attendance at my birthday parties as a kid, I may want to look into hiring a few pallbearers in advance.
Watched about two dozen human porn flicks & barely got chub.
I think it's time the government stepped up it's alien capture program a notch.
Men with guitars
Beards
Side burns
Fitted tshirts
Boots
Above average intelligence
Nice eyes
Form an orderly queue
Or at least exist?
When you guys talk about trolls on twitter... Are you talking about the ones with pink hair or blue hair???
You know what's cool? People who get back to surfing after experiencing a shark attack.
I can't even take a bath after watching shark week.
I'm off for a wee holiday for a couple of weeks, depending on wifi I may still get the odd tweet in, if not, see you later fuckers.
KNOCK KNOCK!!!...Who's there???... BANGED!!!... Banged who???... NOT ME!!!
"Buy me a beer?"
"no"
"I went back in time and banged your mum, I'm now your dad dude, so yeah, buy your old boy some beers motherfucker."