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Instagram Announces Android Version *Everyone with an iPhone rolls their eyes*
You remind me of my pinky toe cause eventually I'm gonna bang you on my coffee table.
Breakups would be #BetterwithConfetti "Sorry this just isn't working" (throws confetti and walks away.)
Make racist trending topics about black people #WhitePplDoItButBlackPplDont
The happiest people don't have the best of everything...they make the best of everything. #realtalk
The person you love is 72.8% water.
Before you judge a hipster... try seeing life through their fake glasses with no lenses.
I can't tolerate Muggles anymore.
OH! I just spilled floor cleaner on my floor! So it really wasn't that big of a deal! I like to yell!
/Fran.ZAY.see/ Makes Movies, Art, YouTube and Confetti and Meatballs. SocialMediaNinja. Legendary Father of #TheHouseofGlenCoco #DanFranFan to join a gang. DF