What with my handle being where's my owl, I've been sent this by several funny* people  http://www.itv.com/news/london/update/2013-01-21/have-you-lost-your-owl/ … *not that funny

RT @v_bee “@pugsincostumes: Seal Pug #PugsInCostumes pic.twitter.com/W9xZagf” Also @loooooren might just like it too

He's got the tiniest eyes on the whole of the internet #FF for the boy @warfaceuk who is cooking me dinner later.

Oi oi @blumarten this is a massive tune! Summer vibes all over :) http://t.co/oyCmaFYG

Love east London https://t.co/BShi9TTr I'll prob write a mushy over zealous blog post tomorrow about it.

Fucking brilliant http://shitterstock.tumblr.com/

New innocent smoothie ads smashed it out the park!

arrogantly put too much chilli in my pasta. #redface

and right testicles #FF@charliesaidthat @stronglook @ycclondon @jonasby @goldenchild128 @skankandbass @bazil83

it's an early shout but I'm shouting it up anyway. Blog of the day: http://bit.ly/d1KcY9

Hello my first post for @ycclondon http://tinyurl.com/34j8s7w

Like a pissed missile

Going to show what a kid I am now - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNKqJiMfkUs still love it!

We've done ourselves a new Facebook page ent we? Take a peep: http://tinyurl.com/2euu43e

Help tweeters - Whose blog is this? http://bit.ly/bUiqAh love it! Does anybody know?

Done a couple of blog posts for y'all http://bit.ly/ahuGtS

Was having a nosy through @sbd's Posterous and you should check it, its pretty swish. http://bit.ly/ayKRx6

http://youtu.be/28XqVtSL1-c #MM #newleaf me & @laura_j_davies mean it this time!

AMMMMMMMMMMAZING iphone review. http://bit.ly/kFPY6