Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
So many attractive mix-raced girls on my TL. Half black, half Instagram.
No Panty Day tomorrow? Lewisham is going to smell like gunpowder.
Twitter-famous but you eat lunch by yourself.
Why's this Hazard guy playing for Belgium, I swear he signed for Chelsea?
You can't watch England and tell me Wilshere wouldn't walk straight into the starting 11.
Shout out to all the girls who shave their hair off on one side like Cassie and Rihanna. Out here looking like you just had brain surgery.
Bomb scare in Lewisham? There's nothing to bomb in frickin' Lewisham.
Why are we waiting so long? Jay Z better bring Blue Ivy and pass her around Hackney like Simba kmt.
White girls have ass now? Evolution, bruh.
Anyway, bun Hazard. Podolski will score more goals next season.
So tired of Rick Ross bragging about his Maybach. Let me know when you cop a submarine.
Niggas will cheat on their gf and sleep like a baby but can't look their barber in the eye when they get a haircut from someone else.
What are you Jamaicans buying your mother for Father's Day?
Sweet Mother is the Mother's Day anthem in my eyes.
That awkward moment when a PG movie plays in an orphanage...
#SamPepperYoutube < Another guy I instinctively want to punch in the face.
People who get out of public swimming pools to pee are the real heroes of the world.
Anyway after this mini-scandal, tomorrow Yungen is going to be named FHM's Sexiest Woman in the World.
Have you ever been around somebody that smelled so bad you started smelling yourself like; "Is that me? Nah, can't be me."
I do the Haka before coitus to let her know I mean business.