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Trust me bro, I know a thing or two about style. *slips chacos on*
Backwards polo hat, mossy oak steering wheel cover, dodge ram, blasting cliche rap music. NWR at its prime.
That group of triple c's that drop out *starts foaming at the mouth*
Same shit, different day.
"Now Obama, take this ball and show us what you got." *both candidates rip suits off to reveal basketball uniforms* *goal lowers down*
*tosses blu ray copy of 500 Days of Summer into a coffee shop*
i like that movie where Zooey Deschanel plays a quirky, childish love character
The Lumineers!!!!! Omg!!!!! I'm menstruating!!!!
I wear sweatshirts with shorts cause I'm a weather-confused prick.
*The debate ends with Obama dunking on Romney's ass.*
dropping out, heading to hinds. seems like a good idea. hinds is the best. people will finally respect me.
LADIES I GOT COMPARED TO A YOUNG RYAN REYNOLDS AGAIN TODAY SO IMAGINE HOW I MIGHT LOOK IN THE FUTURE. LOL YEAH HMU
Relatable quotes: being a teen is hard. Ugh. I feel like no one understands me and I over think!!!!!!! Ugh mom please get out.
*tries to get sophomore girls in high school*
"damn I'm cool lol"
Good god did anyone else faint when they saw Mcarrons gf