Get Him To The Greek had tons of funny bits, a little poignant at the end, but really feels like a misfire after Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

@alexmonney I'm trying to make it catch on, but I think he should be Meow-io.

Do not want to Monday.

Tom Nook? More like Tom Crook, AMIRITE? #ACNL

"Whine, whine, bitch, moan, and complain." Me, imitating myself.

Fleetwood Mac's Discount Dildo Shack - You can "go" your own way!

@g0bun Door-to-door-dildo-delivery

That'd be a great #FreeBandName RT @g0bun goodwill dildos

Just goes to show what I like and what everyone else likes are two different things.

Mind. Blown. Man of Steel was amazeballs.

RTing for the daytime crowd, but I drew a pinup of the Trailer Park Boys. Check it out and lemme know what you think!  http://fav.me/d68xvq1 

I arted so hard this week I messed my pants.  http://fav.me/d68xvq1  #TrailerParkBoys

Many years of practice. RT @callmeshane Alcohol isn't really my forte. I don't know how you guys do it.

Meow-io? RT @buffmarte I just watched the Super Mario 3D World trailer. They have a cat suit power up in the game. A CAT SUIT POWER UP! =D

Called it. RT @polygon PlayStation 4 third-party publishers can dictate their own DRM terms, Tretton says  http://sbn.to/117q0LG 

I can't wait to see all the gifts my shower babies push up from the drain. RT @g0bun fathers day is coming up

People who actually use the eraser on mechanical pencils are monsters.

Started to watch Revolutionary Road earlier tonight, but I bailed. Way too heavy and I definitely wasn't in the mood.

I have something kind of important I need to do this week. I also have Minecraft and Binfinite. So what do I do? Neither! #dumbass

Tired. Think I might watch The Tourist or Revolutionary Road tonight.