Happy Birthday Charles Bukowski you miserable son of a bitch.

When I'm done writing this book you motherfuckers better buy it.

Watching Les Miserables in japanese because drugs.

Hey did anybody think to shoot the guy who survived the Zombie attack in miami? This is how the #ZombieApocalypse starts.

The illuminati is keeping you from understanding that apple jacks are just green and pink fruit loops.

Scumbag look.

I wonder how many people have met they wife hollerin at girls in front of the dollar pizza spot.

Instead take an uptown bound train, then head back downtown. Then transfer at 14th st to the 8 train to Long Island, then kill yourself.

Jamaican niggas be spitting mad knowledge in casual conversation.

@pseudofauxme I now wonder if I live next door to you..

Up and Atom.

@duck_seazon yeah you gotta date them for it to activate.

"AW SHIT" say Starkologists.

"Mighty Max" was the reason I rocked Jordans and Snapbacks in 3rd grade. http://t.co/wJLLVKvG

@kidzrevil People go on about the Illuminati because their ignorant of how politics, government, and social-cultural anthropology works.

@duck_seazon Drake look like the type of nigga to have clammy, limp daps.

You know, I think it's very thoughtful they gave us our own water fountain and part of town. #BlackConservativesForRomney

Underground Railroad? Oh you mean the Subway? #BlackConservativesForRomney

Hey check out my band DJ Uncle Tom and the 40 acres. We'll be playing all week. #BlackConservativesForRomney

I don't give a fuck what asap rocky has to say about Paris fashion.