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Baffled by those who think it's strange to mourn an actor you didn't know personally. We mourn characters and they aren't even real people.
I miss Nora Ephron.
Funny how the advertisement streams just fine but the content freezes five seconds in.
Last night I dreamt I had to explain Skrillex to the characters on Mad Men. "It sounds broken, but in a way young people enjoy."
The last scene of "This is the End" is breathtaking.
"I'm not blaming the girl, but..." is "I'm not racist, but..." for rape apologists.
At least thirty percent of my workout is spent picking a different song.
If I could have any superpower, I think I would be a black dude with green eyes.
Cool prank: tell a woman she's incredibly beautiful for 21 years, then ask her a hard question in public.
John Mayer's new song contains the lyric, "You're like 22 girls in one." Somewhere, Taylor Swift is sharpening her quill
People who see Brad Pitt from the back are probably like, "Wow, she has such a beautiful head of hair"
Really could have done without 17 think pieces on Miss Utah's tragically stupid answer.
It's so crazy that all of this is happening while Lauren's gone
It's cool that you've decided to switch over to Droid, unfortunately our friendship can no longer continue. *floats away on apple cloud*
Just saw "Man Of Steel." I hope the next one is called "Superman Cleans Up This Fucking Mess."
China logs into Facebook.
"Mongolia has commented on your Wall."
China laughs: "Yeah, I'm sure they did."
Here's my issue: we're quick to label inarticulate women as "vapid", but we often think of their male counterparts as "lovable doofuses."
Let's laugh at Miss Utah and then see how ninety percent of American males her age answer the same question.
If you opened your eyes and Benedict Cumberbatch was staring into them, you'd scream. Don't lie to me.