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I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself, yet I still think I'm better then everybody else...
1. Learn how to squirt
That's all I've got so far
How long does your hair have to be to donate it to locks of love?
I'm considering shaving my legs, but only if it's for a good cause...
Never stick your fingers where you wouldn't stick your tongue
How many divorced guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who cares, they don't get the house anyways.
Having one of those days where I'm prepared to do 25 to life. Keep it up assholes.
I'll take a cocktail, hold the tail please.
When does this parenting thing become rewarding? It's been 9 years already...
When you get turned on from wiping your pretty parts after peeing, you know it's time to get laid.
I don't always masturbate, but when I do... I'm just kidding I always masturbate.
Why is it so hard to find a decent man, on Craigslist...?
The perks of having a pretty face: I don't have to use my tits or snatch as my avi.
But I can if I want to because those are pretty too.
Why do people always tell me to check my friend zone for a guy to date?
Fuck that! Have you seen them ugly fuckers?!
My bf says things to me like "Bitch where's my sandwich" and "I'm sorry for hitting you, you just need to listen better" <3 He's so sweet!
Does anybody know where pound town is? I need someone to take me there...
Finally got a 50* tweet! It only took being here for a year!
I would like to thank myself for being so witty and sexy!
That is all.
Today would be so much better if I was shit faced and someone was playing with my pretty parts.
I better wake up with dick breath tomorrow, or I'm gonna be pissed!
Beer drinker, raging bitch, proud camel toe owner, sucker of penises. http://favstar.fm/users/White_Trash218