Hey, moms & dads of the world: Stop forwarding mass joke emails. We aren't laughing.

@shannondrauch haha I'm always singing blah blah insurance so person come help

Maybe it's good luck. Yeah. That's what I'm telling myself

@lgillheeney you too :-)

How To Host The Perfect Puppy Bowl Party  http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/how-to-host-the-perfect-puppy-bowl-party … via @buzzfeedfood

Leann Rimes is a real PIG. Who faults a child for their missteps? #gross

Gorgeous #sky #clouds http://t.co/aVdZY2Vs

When I was a little kid I thought for sure I was going to grow up and marry George Michael. Unfortunately, he doesn't buy what I'm selling

"It's not discriminatory if you only say it in front of other rich white men!" - Mitt Romney

there's a new bar opening up the street and they've named it The Office. Worst name ever amiright?? I go to the bar to escape the office

@todd_j I bet Forklift June will exchange her for coupons.

@wondermonkey78 Happy Birthday, Arrogant Bastard. xo :)

"@omgfacts: 6% of American men say they proposed to their wives over the phone" 6% of women have the laziest husband ever

How come everyone on The Killing has a flip phone like it's 1997? Technology could aid in finding Rosie's killer.