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People put way too much thought into who should text who first
#IwantSomebody who likes drinking and not wearing pants as much as I do
If boys actually did half the things in these #aboyfriendshouldalways tweets,girls would run the other way #friendzone #niceguysfinishlast
Fathers be good to your daughters,daughters will love like you do #dailyjohnmayer
You say you're done talking to someone a hundred times but as soon as they light up your phone,you can't help but respond #ThatsWhatIHate
Who's to say she's single and who's to say she's on her own? Girls like that don't sleep alone #dailyjohnmayer
Listening to country music after midnight is bound to keep you up thinking about things you don't want to be thinking about
Sometimes you tell someone never to call you again and then the phone rings and you hope it's them,it's the most twisted logic -John Mayer
#HaveYouEverNoticed how easy it is to give other people relationship advice but how hard it is to manage your own?
I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your door,I've had you so many times but somehow I want more
Sad songs and break up songs are always the best songs
When you're dreaming with a broken heart,the giving up is the hardest part #latenightjohnmayer
I want you so bad I'll go back on the things I believe #latenightjohnmayer
I've found that there's only two times your significant other will be honest with you.When you're shithouse drunk or as you're walking away.
#IfWeAreInARelationship the question of who wears the pants will never be an issue,neither of us will ever be wearing pants
#RelationshipsCantSurviveWithout copious amounts of alcohol
I don't want a relationship,just someone to takes naps and sing in the car with me.
Country music really has a way of stirring up old feelings and taking you places you don't want to go
Relationship guru,foul-mouthed narcissist,beer connoisseur,music aficionado.Nice guys finish last.Inspired by John Mayer. email@example.com