Welp, @townsendstewart @chrislammert might as well just give it to Marqise Lee. Creepy.  http://deadspin.com/5963975/a-texas-am-fan-made-a-weird-video-for-johnny-manziel …

If we are ever out, have had a few drinks and I say these words:"That's what credit cards are for." DO NOT HESITATE to punch me in the face.

@ashley_barnhill you came up in conversation tonight with a friend from Texas. Only made me realize I kinda need ya out here. LA is calling!

@chrislammert I see Perkins face in the toilet bowl after Mexican food.

@fakecoachpop @jebtunes @chrislammert @spurs "Hey John Ireland..." http://t.co/rQwaz3EC

@chrislammert @spurs Go to http://t.co/6V5k6Vwx and replay back to about 5:27 and I should be right there.

Tomorrow I'm starting a new chapter in my agency life.

Missing a comma and an exclamation point! Always stayin' on top!  http://instagram.com/p/ZJLYmowIxB/ 

And you go and totally redeem yourself!!!!

Wow. Thrilled Houston won... But that was a foul

Lucky enough to see the #Spurs beat the Lakers tonight. Even luckier to meet some of our favorite…  http://instagram.com/p/YrYOArwI-8/ 

Anne Hathaway 3...2...1...(god she bugs me.)

It's all fun and games until your sister pops up on Tinder... @ Far Bar  http://instagr.am/p/VSOBSVQI0t/ 

Hahahahahahahahaha this is the best!!!!! #Lakers

@a_crain you already have.

Good luck to you @stuartscott . All hoping you once again beat cancer.

@chrislammert @townsendstewart shit, we lost to the #1 team in the nation. Yah, you're right I deserve all the shit you throw.

Spurs - Clips in 3 hours. This is the highlight of my day.

Spurs baby! Spurs!!!

"Yes mom I know... She's white and blonde..again. But this time she's 5'8" and speaks better Spanish than I do."