My dad told me there's no I in "you need to play football faggot." -Angelo Bowers

My grandmother's last words where, "niggas 4 life."- Angelo Bowers

My uncle never let me say uncle when he touches me. He makes me say, "That tickles Mr. Bojangles!"- Angelo Bowers

Christopher Dorner will rise from the cabin ashes as Kane and start choke slamming cops all the way to WrestleMania XXIX. #WWE #LAPD

There's a little part of me that wishes there's no #Dorner in that burning cabin. Only a teddy bear with a note on it that reads "swag".

This is so boring, let the crowd get rowdy! The next presidential debate should be at The Apollo Theater. #2012debate #debate2012

My parents made me play football because I spent way too much time drawing and watching cartoons OR as they called it "being a faggot."

Grandmas love me and Grandpas wanna be me.

There are too many comedians and not enough funny people.

But @kobebryant you got fined for calling someone a faggot in the game. Remember? @pookeo9 say whatever you want. Still luv you though Kobe.

I love. Black dick. So much y'all

I got dunked on in high school by a white guy! I was like "he's 6' 9" and I'm 6' 1" and they were like, "naw nigga, he white."

Is it weird that I want to be a grandpa but not a father? Because as a grandpa I'd kill it, but as a dad.. I don't know.

#90sinsults Jamie Foxx's dap to Braxton "Errrrrrrrr!!!" You'd think Braxton wouldn't fall for it, but he always did.

Being black does have its twerks.

There was over a billion dollars spent on political ads this year. Amazing. Next time though, we gotta break 2 billion. Fuck the poor.

I pretty sure if I focused hard enough I could definitely float around, NOT FLY but float around.

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