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My dad told me there's no I in "you need to play football faggot." -Angelo Bowers
My grandmother's last words where, "niggas 4 life."- Angelo Bowers
My uncle never let me say uncle when he touches me. He makes me say, "That tickles Mr. Bojangles!"- Angelo Bowers
This is so boring, let the crowd get rowdy! The next presidential debate should be at The Apollo Theater. #2012debate #debate2012
My parents made me play football because I spent way too much time drawing and watching cartoons OR as they called it "being a faggot."
Grandmas love me and Grandpas wanna be me.
There are too many comedians and not enough funny people.
I love. Black dick. So much y'all
I got dunked on in high school by a white guy! I was like "he's 6' 9" and I'm 6' 1" and they were like, "naw nigga, he white."
Is it weird that I want to be a grandpa but not a father? Because as a grandpa I'd kill it, but as a dad.. I don't know.
#90sinsults Jamie Foxx's dap to Braxton "Errrrrrrrr!!!" You'd think Braxton wouldn't fall for it, but he always did.
Being black does have its twerks.
There was over a billion dollars spent on political ads this year. Amazing. Next time though, we gotta break 2 billion. Fuck the poor.
I pretty sure if I focused hard enough I could definitely float around, NOT FLY but float around.
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