• Ahoy!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your favs and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you fav, retweet, or follow someone.
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    Sometimes I'll send a tweet, notice a typo in it, delete it, re-send it, notice a different typo, unplug computer, change my name and move.

    • 4,293
    • FAVS
    PatWallaceAceFlavoredsajeeth501CriggerificWalterLacyOberoiVarun13periwinklewidowshopkins776
    • 3,364
    • RETWEETS
    AceFlavoredTGFMFTCriggerificStalker799OberoiVarun13shopkins776morgantsparks1TrueQuixote
    KhrisWarholHome_HalfwaylawyerthoughtsWalashdsstockejockhaolegurl808Thrill_TweeterNorthside_MikeArrowsOfTheSunMarkAFuqua_HuntBillFienbergBombaytweeting____GeauxSaints79GingerGanderSonnyPisanoSadPerunacynicuhlNolaChef504Arroiamisterbrymobrittarnettjoedan2010grimpossibleticknadaflipthistweetJosesLovesYoumrt1mb00bjizzPrettiestPickleSimplyNamedTronUpturnedBathtubloopyloup________WrigleyAwards____MutedBSartistshurtcobainjimmy_sharpepainted_eelscratchysinghAngreamariosmoussaDanteEvilCatXalqeeFredPollackmlinhartkamtweetingImaFlyontheWallThe_MartiniGirlKelleysBreakRm
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me.

    • 3,601
    • FAVS
    sajeeth501PS_IRuddYouCriggerificjay_pea23Pc7918BRADSpanishFly27OberoiVarun13shopkins776
    • 2,204
    • RETWEETS
    CriggerificStalker799OberoiVarun13shopkins776morgantsparks1J_Illunninatili4mst3w4rtAnFeRNi84
    OberoiVarun13peeznutsjuneohara65rikpayneJustTashielawyerthoughtsTim_HawkenThrill_TweeterallisulliGrumpyBahrWiseCrackerSoupArroiaTangoEchoAlphaP__filmbizproMidgetsparSunnyGirl1717Dana_BrunoShock_Monster__chopper4jk5haelkellyskellyUnFitzjeffporpergeniusindisgize
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    Yesterday my boss asked why I was tardy and I said, "I don't think you're supposed call people that any more."

    • 3,101
    • FAVS
    Barely_hingedMrSummerset9badAzz_momCriggerificOberoiVarun13JonathanDoeJrAngreamaria_nelson
    • 1,759
    • RETWEETS
    PaulaIngleavesbrocktonguyCriggerificStalker799OberoiVarun13RantOfTheAntDontTouchMyWineMac_Lady_Jones
    iwearaonesiemomupsidedownSims_was_herekcMcCowgirlgerryhatricIGotsSmartsslyoung5SternoShotsfullydeliriousjimmy_sharpeabhorrent_wifefavoritedbyHollyMemphisHairyJew4LifevelvettuskAmishPornStar1palokinMBittersweet25JaySusHChristmeaganbb1________PORNOPINIONTheWhaleChris____cixelsidgod______SirEdSur__________DilaraCasey
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    I use Google Earth to see which yards have milkshakes.

    • 2,968
    • FAVS
    JaisonNaiduthepoojaprojectbadAzz_momCriggerificOberoiVarun13chebzShotgunWillie18Burtslorp
    • 1,774
    • RETWEETS
    thepoojaprojectbadAzz_momCriggerificStalker799OberoiVarun13ShotgunWillie18J_Illunninatili4mst3w4rt
    alizmayBromanConsulClancygingerfacedGingerGanderNinjaFuneral______CopulatermanSSDatedryaninco__geniusindisgizeBaddBryant________Hey_Yo_Mikey______PrincessAlexx_____
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    Hamburger Helper is powerless if the hamburger doesn't WANT to be helped.

    • 2,990
    • FAVS
    MentalMisterthepoojaprojectbadAzz_momCriggerifickeriquattlebaumpie_and_dryshopkins776Ttowncuz
    • 1,614
    • RETWEETS
    MentalMisterthepoojaprojectbadAzz_momCriggerifickeriquattlebaumpie_and_dryshopkins776Dannidakota
    CelebrityChezLurkAtHomeMomPetPinkElephantBromanConsuljeannerbeanerDranoRaulfoxyboxBillArrundaleturndownfornapscarlykenAdar79AngieShock_Monster__ocourtneynoLani_Haydenimrel0adraydevitoroadkill3x_Bacon_Tits_FunnyRandomkellyskellyRideOrDiePudge
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    My car's GPS has learned to say "Your other left."

    • 2,812
    • FAVS
    lucy_nyholm123Criggerificarnav_gargWalterLacyOberoiVarun13TehNemstershopkins776chebz
    • 1,728
    • RETWEETS
    lucy_nyholm123thepoojaprojectCriggerificStalker799arnav_gargOberoiVarun13periwinklewidowshopkins776
    RandomManikAmishPornStar1GroperClevelandOutOfLeftField_TheUnseenMe______SmooheedSternoShotsLindaInDisguiseIamEveryDayPpl
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    Before Twitter we used to call this "talking to yourself."

    • 2,302
    • FAVS
    Criggerifickool_akkikingarnav_gargWalterLacyAarsh_PandyaOberoiVarun13allthingssniceMind_fukk
    • 1,718
    • RETWEETS
    CriggerificStalker799OberoiVarun13CoolSmartest19JmyNAMEisJILLchiragkkDaniel_LudinHotMessBarbie13
    81malcolmEarth2Eddiegaliamango
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    Just imagine how good prescription cheese would be.

    • 2,495
    • FAVS
    Jen_fujackaopezooinfinitepetChief_Erlirishriley68J_Illunninatili4mst3w4rtParentNormal
    • 1,400
    • RETWEETS
    infinitepetgrumpyyeti2happyrightDontTouchMyWineli4mst3w4rtStat_MurseJohnnyBeGooodddRandy_VTEC
    Thrill_Tweetergirl_in_my_boxiamjeffsloanAHoundNamedAlbaJaySaysStuffcurlymalloyJermHimselfishshegotagronkfUCK_iSAAC_see_more13jeffporperstacetonedCleverLinguistCelebrityChezMoistPorkLipstickSpiceMike_Wrong
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    I'm convinced that our Twitter personas are closer to who we really are than the personalities we wear in public.

    • 2,224
    • FAVS
    5noggCriggerificWhoopdeedoo22anne_seattlemisslaurenreidthegingercornKingHonkyShotgunWillie18
    • 1,384
    • RETWEETS
    5noggCriggerificmommawedelShotgunWillie18J_IllunninatiEnClaveDSolBhura_AadmiNotPeterStark
    J_IllunninatiLockherupRNjimmy_sharpeBambamVictoriaKoJo_Sunshine____cixelsidgod______PabloGSerskigaliamangomeaganbb1________crayan9lakeanagirlVodkaMaryMattBinderaimeevc1970VerifiedJayy______MelvinofYork
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I've likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring.

    • 1,973
    • FAVS
    Criggerificbombfunk75TehNemsterKelsey_McDademehmoh1366clowndroKmPensingerARayRobinson
    • 1,414
    • RETWEETS
    Criggerificshopkins776rivetingbonmotsJ_Illunninatithemightymartyjoci2203That_barbie_dolkojo013
    DumbConfessionsHiddleDeeDeeLiberty_JunkieCherishMeJust_Lee_fuzzlimeSeanX3RunJeffreyRunOne_FineMessHeronSaysdirtydishtowelsstumblesdrunkenhoops_DaddybestlizardOnBeingHerDeborahPuettechrisanna4real
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window.

    • 1,990
    • FAVS
    at1stiwasafraidCriggerificchebzmehmoh1366weipeikeiShotgunWillie18xtrodinarylifeli4mst3w4rt
    • 1,252
    • RETWEETS
    at1stiwasafraidCriggerificRosenthalSherylShotgunWillie18J_IllunninatiShutUpThatsWhobonesay1988noelledeee
    lakeanagirlslyoung5Reverend_ScottPoliticallyILL1Karate_HorseVikeeysSecretCanadian_HoserDsTwitzskitzoettethemorris23Psyche2YourEros__mikecerchiari
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    Pretty sure the guy who named them "walkie talkies" got fired before he could name other military equipment.

    • 1,923
    • FAVS
    at1stiwasafraidkerryczochTehNemstershopkins776bittersuess44HubertsTararebel85Knob_ish
    • 1,306
    • RETWEETS
    at1stiwasafraidkerryczochshopkins776daveydeedeeHubertsTararebel85Knob_ishRobert_Noxious
    KalvinMacleodkentgrossarthTheBeachWritingcavanpj6Chazballparkcathryn_ward4bodinghipchkkShrinkMediaCelebrityChezashleycremsara_ashlynnKevinBuffaloDeborahPuetteStellacopterAnita_nap
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    It's just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.

    • 2,221
    • FAVS
    J_Illunninatili4mst3w4rtwicce_podgeBrianIncognitoInvestorDoc___freebird99_beefman138NotPeterStark
    • 1,002
    • RETWEETS
    J_Illunninatili4mst3w4rtdirtydishtowelsAGATHA_ALABAMAEnClaveDSol96bhhInvestorDoc__beefman138
    Thrill_Tweetera_olivia4212HrBrywhathaveu1________BCSkimTheMongoose69ABurgerADayFredPollackManateeJackdefnotscottkampsinjeanievilleReverend_ScottRummyLaudedDavidOzmundIntoxicaTweetedchopper4jkchrisanna4realspartacuffs______
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    I didn't sign up for the 401k at work, because there's no way I can run that far.

    • 1,945
    • FAVS
    at1stiwasafraidIrishDonkeyJhelm74luvmasjeenWhoopdeedoo22MedicalMattlouraahShinahhh
    • 1,225
    • RETWEETS
    at1stiwasafraidHeyLookItsKevluvmasjeenShinahhhthe_mincessb4sageBenDover1470steffymego
    abrosenthalhamspamtymaamgoogleymoogleyDanielRCarrilloGeauxSaints79peachgrenadelakeanagirl
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    I'm forbidding the twelve people who regularly star my tweets to ever fly in an airplane together.

    • 1,951
    • FAVS
    Criggerificli4mst3w4rtLurkItjudylp3447TooManySynapsesTeejayRushvenuselliotdsherb002
    • 632
    • RETWEETS
    CriggerificTeejayRushNowHackerGingerGanderRohitKohli236NotPeterStarkladyjazsjunkevanecclestone
    emireecraireJessObsessbonita__bonitaLastMermaid__Maxine12333RummyLaudedCrystalMoonableRadOrDie
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    In a perfect world, the phrase "axe body spray" would only be used to refer to blood splatter patterns.

    • 1,626
    • FAVS
    Criggerificli4mst3w4rtkrishna_vanwicce_podgeShutUpThatsWhoalex_torres007RohitKohli236NotPeterStark
    • 838
    • RETWEETS
    Criggerifickrishna_vanAGATHA_ALABAMAEnClaveDSolmr_tredhiadreadheadmonkRohitKohli236NotPeterStark
    theDanLawlerkDuncanGDaphneDoo_punzischemeScigglez__________littlekitnerboyJay__ZimSTOTLEdixie_lee_peasFredPollack
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    It's awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open.

    • 1,762
    • FAVS
    kerryczochBeagirlNJCriggerificMRPismeMyNameIsPappyGTehNemstershopkins776li4mst3w4rt
    • 680
    • RETWEETS
    kerryczochCriggerificMRPismeMyNameIsPappyGshopkins776HubertsTaraRohitKohli236luvmyhub
    PORNOPINIONMike__LeeIvyelleWright____LadyDiGerber______The_SculptressPierre__4fullblowndaveMikeyHill_zenchampionCpt_Burnout
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me.

    • 1,590
    • FAVS
    MEschRadtkefacciabellaeliserose5li4mst3w4rtwicce_podgealex_torres007ChloestyloRohitKohli236
    • 793
    • RETWEETS
    eliserose5AsiaEHammondmr_tredhiaRohitKohli236luvmyhubNotPeterStarkjumpdasharkpaulablu22
    MagillicuttyMacajvaageWonderMonkey78pseudofauxmeocourtneynozachreinert03PoodasBrainWeissBrandon______cathryn_wardeTHEgoddessTheFearBoners____
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    Just noticed my desk calendar ends on December 31. Here we go again.

    • 1,304
    • FAVS
    MEschRadtkeJlofarsaysfacciabellaeliserose5xtrodinarylifeli4mst3w4rtTeejayRushAloysiusFarmer
    • 978
    • RETWEETS
    eliserose5TeejayRushMalikmofovindworld_z_heltonAmishPornStar1OneBlueHeartJohnnyBeGoooddd
    ashleycremCaptainObtuselucyworld1gigglegirlnoelCanadian_HoserMikeCanRant
  • WilliamAder
      Just Bill @WilliamAder

    Just unfollowed a bunch of people funnier than me. Now my tweets seem, you know, funnier. Tomorrow I unfollow all the good-looking people.

    • 1,655
    • FAVS
    allthingspoeticGinterestingli4mst3w4rtwicce_podgeCammille26alex_torres007RohitKohli236judith00639098
    • 622
    • RETWEETS
    li4mst3w4rtHarbingerAFCRohitKohli236NotPeterStarkladyjazsjunkskullpuppy11jumpdasharkrachcampbellxxx
    kellyskellykissmeimkinkyBonerfiedtwit
@WilliamAder

@WilliamAder
Pro

I'll be here all weak.