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  • WindBurn101
      Sweet Pete @WindBurn101

    The difference between winning and losing is the loser thought you were playing a game.

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  • WindBurn101
      Sweet Pete @WindBurn101

    The reason you'll never see a dead shark in the middle of the road is they aren't dumb enough to run into traffic.

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  • WindBurn101
      Sweet Pete @WindBurn101

    Eyecare Clerk: And for $79 we can coat your lenses with anti-glare.
    Me: Is that intended to benefit me or the people I glare at?

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  • WindBurn101
      Sweet Pete @WindBurn101

    Ha! Caught the Dalai Lama using multiple accounts! Gotcha!

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  • WindBurn101
      Sweet Pete @WindBurn101

    Forever could end tomorrow so at least one of us wants to see the dessert tray.

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  • WindBurn101
      Sweet Pete @WindBurn101

    You can be my Teenage Dream, sure, but, from what I remember, it just means you'll be changing my sheets every morning.

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  • WindBurn101
      Sweet Pete @WindBurn101

    When a man smiles at me I question his motives; when a woman smiles at me I hope she has motives.

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  • WindBurn101
      Sweet Pete @WindBurn101

    When I find the time I'm going to open a tumblr account so I can tell you all Twitter is a waste of time. Then I'm going to convince myself.

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  • WindBurn101
      Sweet Pete @WindBurn101

    The best thing about rock stars from the 70s & 80s is they had to be smart enough to perform without tripping over all the microphone cords.

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  • WindBurn101
      Sweet Pete @WindBurn101

    Rules are for people with poor judgment.

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  • WindBurn101
      Sweet Pete @WindBurn101

    Living in a college town means never having to say you're sober.

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@WindBurn101

@WindBurn101

Chained, muzzled, chipped pit bull who is overdue for his shots and does not fetch. Likes to lick peanut butter off the roof of his mouth when given the chance.

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