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Man grabs wifes butt If this was firm you wouldn't need panties She turns and grabs his penis if this was firm i wouldn't need batteries!
Off to shower so I can go to store to get enema for my nasty ass dog!!
I awoke this morn. To find that my lillte dog got n2 trash lastnigt. She ate a tampon, the string is hanging out her ass. OMFG emergency vet
Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo til' i google all over your facebook? ;).
If I would of known that church had wine tasting every Sunday, I would of started going years ago!
If he was stupid enough to walk away
be smart enough to let him go.
Please coffee, Its Monday...I need you to work a little harder on keeping me awake!
After a few glasses of wine...its frisky time!!!!!
Twitter being a bitch today....im not a happy mommy when this happens!!!
If you can't do it right the first time.....then do it the way mom told you 2.... #momsAreSmart
Started new diet...I watch, Monsters Inside Me...on animal planet..I'm afraid to eat anything!!
Drinking margaritas, grilling pork chops, corn on cob, and making a salad...mmmmmmmmm
Was once a normal person, until divorce,kids,work,even the pets, made me lose my mind! I LUV wine!