Man grabs wifes butt If this was firm you wouldn't need panties She turns and grabs his penis if this was firm i wouldn't need batteries!

Off to shower so I can go to store to get enema for my nasty ass dog!!

I awoke this morn. To find that my lillte dog got n2 trash lastnigt. She ate a tampon, the string is hanging out her ass. OMFG emergency vet

Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo til' i google all over your facebook? ;).

If I would of known that church had wine tasting every Sunday, I would of started going years ago!

If he was stupid enough to walk away
be smart enough to let him go.

Please coffee, Its Monday...I need you to work a little harder on keeping me awake!

After a few glasses of wine...its frisky time!!!!!

Love these tweets #FF @loriazz @loripop326 @hotmess75 @inthenow55 @inkpanther @smilenwaven @seemomwork @spazgirl64 @martyjjmc

Twitter being a bitch today....im not a happy mommy when this happens!!!

If you can't do it right the first time.....then do it the way mom told you 2.... #momsAreSmart

Can I have one? http://twitgoo.com/1dym46

Started new diet...I watch, Monsters Inside Me...on animal planet..I'm afraid to eat anything!!

@goodybrains lmfao.....yep...that's my kind of sex 2....except he watches sports and I tweet!!

RT @smoke77777 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Drinking margaritas, grilling pork chops, corn on cob, and making a salad...mmmmmmmmm

@twin2tim here ya go!! RT @crazymom1979 @1hottmommyof3 my awsome Pisces boobs lmfao http://twitpic.com/1vwr05

@1hottmommyof3 my awsome Pisces boobs lmfao http://twitpic.com/1vwr05

More cool bytches #FF @wiccanz @wittyclitty @wahmrevolution @phenommamma @peggybristerhs @graff_king @luvschweetheart @funnjenn

And who said you have to know how to read to get a job..... http://twitpic.com/1qy07l