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just doin a whole canadian GoT intro in my head. scene: camera pans over saskatchewan for six hours before smacking into a grain elevator
If u cant handle me @ my worst (drunk, nude, weepin) u don't deserve me @ my best (sober, nearly nude, dry heaving)
do any girls want to watch the evil dead remake with me and maybe let me get to *googles 'what is third base'* first and a half base with em
Log out with your hog out
congress narrowly fails to pass bill requiring 'yolo' key to be installed on all new computer keyboards
My greatest fantasy: a beautiful blonde in a leather jacket hits me with a baseball bat until I lose consciousness. There is no safe word.
use the web for good??? haha sure ok *googles Ccan baby be born from thw Ass*
She Wants The D20
Mom, dad ihave a confeSsion..., im yolo. I've always been yolo. I've knowne since I was little
If ur license plate has '69' in it cops cant pull u over in any Canadian province except Newfoundland-their sex number is 74 (metric system)
Horton Hears Your Pleas But Does Not Acknowledge Them As He Continues His Grim Work
No plastic surgeon in eastern Ontario will respond to my request to "make me look more like hank hill"
How does Daniel Craig stay fit? Dench presses.
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