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If u cant handle me @ my worst (drunk, nude, weepin) u don't deserve me @ my best (sober, nearly nude, dry heaving)
congress narrowly fails to pass bill requiring 'yolo' key to be installed on all new computer keyboards
Log out with your hog out
do any girls want to watch the evil dead remake with me and maybe let me get to *googles 'what is third base'* first and a half base with em
My greatest fantasy: a beautiful blonde in a leather jacket hits me with a baseball bat until I lose consciousness. There is no safe word.
She Wants The D20
use the web for good??? haha sure ok *googles Ccan baby be born from thw Ass*
Mom, dad ihave a confeSsion..., im yolo. I've always been yolo. I've knowne since I was little
Women not dating me is fatshaming. *I stare at my dual monitor reddit-tumblr setup and wait for a brain aneurysm*
spineless thug + Piss Man +centaur +full-tiome teeN