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Please RT if you believe Scientology is a criminal cult of bullies that should have its non-profit, tax-exempt status revoked immediately.
Breaking: Scientists in Sweden discover that humans can be both against Hamas shooting missiles at Israel & Israel attacking Gaza.
When an innocent teenager getting shot to death becomes a partisan issue, maybe it's a good time to reflect on your partisanship.
Romney has Jenna Jameson, Rush Limbaugh & Ted Nugent in his corner, proving he can even make "Sex, Drugs & Rock 'n Roll" incredibly lame
I don't know about withdrawing from Iraq. Are we sure they've been sufficiently punished for having nothing to do with 9/11?
Mitt Romney vehemently denies he is like an Etch-A-Sketch. Unless you like Etch-A-Sketches. Then he's totally like an Etch-A-Sketch.
No one is figuratively "raping" you. No one is "lynched" by the press. Paying taxes is not "Slavery." #WordsHaveMeanings
I am an alcoholic & barely escaped Amy Winehouse's fate. If you're addicted, don't give up. If someone you know is, don't give up on them.
Breaking: Jim Lehrer announces that Mitt Romney's time is up and that it is now President Obama's turn to speak.
Dear Gay Republicans: We'll get you your civil rights despite you. That's how we roll.
The reason no scandal has stuck to Obama is that every time the GOP thinks they found something, it turns out Bush was involved.
Time heals all wounds. And if you give them the chance, Republicans will make that your healthcare plan.
Twitter is proof that an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters would never come close to writing Shakespeare.
Breaking: Bronx Zoo chucking animals over the wall hoping someone will create parody Twitter accounts about them
Today's GOP Heroes: Between them, Ted Nugent & Clint Eastwood have 15 children by 11 different women.
I'm so old that I remember when things like rape, pedophilia & mass murder didn't have a major political party around to defend them.
Satirist. Humorist. Wolfrumist. Dogist. Husbandist. Things may not mean exactly what you think they mean.