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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    Please RT if you believe Scientology is a criminal cult of bullies that should have its non-profit, tax-exempt status revoked immediately.

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    Breaking: Scientists in Sweden discover that humans can be both against Hamas shooting missiles at Israel & Israel attacking Gaza.

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    When an innocent teenager getting shot to death becomes a partisan issue, maybe it's a good time to reflect on your partisanship.

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  • Wolfrum
      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    Romney has Jenna Jameson, Rush Limbaugh & Ted Nugent in his corner, proving he can even make "Sex, Drugs & Rock 'n Roll" incredibly lame

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    I don't know about withdrawing from Iraq. Are we sure they've been sufficiently punished for having nothing to do with 9/11?

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    Mitt Romney vehemently denies he is like an Etch-A-Sketch. Unless you like Etch-A-Sketches. Then he's totally like an Etch-A-Sketch.

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    No one is figuratively "raping" you. No one is "lynched" by the press. Paying taxes is not "Slavery." #WordsHaveMeanings

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    I am an alcoholic & barely escaped Amy Winehouse's fate. If you're addicted, don't give up. If someone you know is, don't give up on them.

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    If only 20 children had been slaughtered in #Benghazi, conservatives would have forgotten about it already.

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    Breaking: Jim Lehrer announces that Mitt Romney's time is up and that it is now President Obama's turn to speak.

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    Dear Gay Republicans: We'll get you your civil rights despite you. That's how we roll.

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    The reason no scandal has stuck to Obama is that every time the GOP thinks they found something, it turns out Bush was involved.

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    Time heals all wounds. And if you give them the chance, Republicans will make that your healthcare plan.

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    Please RT this. I want to show my Aunt the power of Twitter, by seeing how far a tweet calling @realdonaldtrump a cowardly fraud will travel

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    Twitter is proof that an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters would never come close to writing Shakespeare.

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    #OWS just became Mayor of New York City on @foursquare!

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    Breaking: Bronx Zoo chucking animals over the wall hoping someone will create parody Twitter accounts about them

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    Today's GOP Heroes: Between them, Ted Nugent & Clint Eastwood have 15 children by 11 different women.

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    I'm so old that I remember when things like rape, pedophilia & mass murder didn't have a major political party around to defend them.

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      William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum

    Damn, Gays have been allowed in the military for what, two weeks? And already the Iraq War ends. Right on.

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