Insanity and horniness really bring out my eyes.

Does "great rack" count as a super power?

Jeffrey Dahmer's bologna had a first name.

I was walking down the street & yelled "Hit It!".Music didn't start & there wasn't 1 backup dancer to be found.Life continues to disappoint.

My inside voice has a filthy dirty mouth.

MOM ALWAYS SAID "Never start something you're not willing to finish." She was of course talking about blowjobs....again.

You can really tell alot about a guy by the character on his Underoo's.

My mask of sanity feels a bit loose today.

<----Uses Twitter to daydream out loud.

Life sure was alot easier back when all I had to do to mark my territory or prove something is "mine" was to place a puffy sticker on it.

I'm pretty sure my spirit guide has severe mental problems.

Thank GOD Twitter doesn't have calories.

Would it be wrong if I tied you to the bed then ever so sweetly whispered in your ear, "Where's your God now?".

I'll see your Draw Something and raise you an Etch-A-Sketch.

I love a man who can force my roar yet also knows just how and when to make me purr.

A dirty filthy mind is a TERRIBLE thing to waste. Thank you Twitter. :)

You know it's laundry day when your wardrobe options come down to a coconut bra, a hula skirt and shin guards. ;)

I can't believe it's not buttsex.

What does sleep feel like?

Should I worry that the new bus driver looks like she woke up 9 minutes ago, brushed her hair w/ a pillow & washed her Cheerios down w/ gin?