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Just over an hour left in the office and I'm taking tomorrow off, looks like it's time to get out the work bourbon.
What I said: I'll be out of the office the rest of the afternoon for client meetings.
What I meant: Fuck being at work, I going to the bar.
After watching the hunger games movie I think we need to institute that shit, only with people who were in fraternities and sororities.
You're not really a slut unless people know about it.
I'd rather fuck a sack full of angry scorpions than sit through another Monday meeting.
Is it too early for me to be in the 'I can't feel my face' portion of the day?
Our company tries to "harbor a creative, relaxed, work environment" so they basically just let us get away with smoking weed in here.
I'm gonna need V8, Eggos, and Taco Bell. Make it rain.
The thing I appreciate most about Spotify is it tells who of my friends likes shitty music so I know never to hang out with them in public.
HB 2069: Brownback and Crossland's Attempt to Suppress Wages in Kansas - http://www.workingkansans.com/2013/03/hb-2069-brownback-and-crosslands-attempt-to-suppress-wages-in-kansas/ … #1u #ksleg
Sebelius is more popular than Brownback in Kansas http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2013/02/brownback-numbers-in-the-dumps.html …