Just over an hour left in the office and I'm taking tomorrow off, looks like it's time to get out the work bourbon.

What I said: I'll be out of the office the rest of the afternoon for client meetings.

What I meant: Fuck being at work, I going to the bar.

After watching the hunger games movie I think we need to institute that shit, only with people who were in fraternities and sororities.

You're not really a slut unless people know about it.

I'd rather fuck a sack full of angry scorpions than sit through another Monday meeting.

Bugs That Slept Through 9/11 Reemerge Like Nothing Happened  http://thegi.st/13dcQgl 

Is it too early for me to be in the 'I can't feel my face' portion of the day?

Our company tries to "harbor a creative, relaxed, work environment" so they basically just let us get away with smoking weed in here.

I'm gonna need V8, Eggos, and Taco Bell. Make it rain.

The thing I appreciate most about Spotify is it tells who of my friends likes shitty music so I know never to hang out with them in public.

HB 2069: Brownback and Crossland's Attempt to Suppress Wages in Kansas -  http://www.workingkansans.com/2013/03/hb-2069-brownback-and-crosslands-attempt-to-suppress-wages-in-kansas/ … #1u #ksleg

The Kansas Legislature is preparing to throw teachers under the bus...again.  http://bit.ly/XikpPh  via @workingkansans #ksleg

Sebelius is more popular than Brownback in Kansas  http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2013/02/brownback-numbers-in-the-dumps.html …

This is just sad. No elected official, especially not one in leadership, should think this way. #ksleg #1u pic.twitter.com/d7zhtS5h

Clue #1 that no Dem should support @annmurguia: @markgilstrap (WYCO GOP Chair) endorsed her on Facebook #kc #ksleg pic.twitter.com/UKHPecfu

When @rweingarten tweets at the #ksleg, I'd say that conservatives have earned the wrong kind of attention for their cause. @jmc733 #awesome