Why don't they use actual scary names for hurricanes like: Trans Fat, Speed Trap, or Child Support?

Twitter: Where daddy issues get put on the record.

I didn't become a productive adult to live in the Middle Ages or in a Dickens novel.

Not only do I thank soldiers for their service, I also apologize to them on behalf of our gov't's stupid foreign policies.

@tomtomorrow They should start calling it "dumbling-down."

Pet peeve: It's not "rocket science," it's "rocket technology," god dammit.

I think the societal focus has left the "How can I help?" attitude and entered "Fuck you! I'm getting mine!"

How can people think this country can be saved when Jerry Springer's bouncer has his own talk show?

It's funny how rapidly a marriage goes from love to civil toleration, if you're lucky.

#StarWarsSongs Take This Jabba and Shove It

You want me to keep a work diary? OK, how about this: "Day 1 - Updated resume..."

Want to reduce traffic accidents? Give everyone a car!

I wish the US wasn't so full of haters. We really lost something as a society.

"Obama's the worst President in history." - Guy who voted for Bush twice.

@huffpostdetroit What a maroon.

The people with the most guns always have the least amount of stuff you'd even want to steal. "Gimme that VCR and wrestling tapes!"

@ratbatallion Between Amber Alert and Amber Lamps, the name Amber sure conjures up some drama.

During February, I am giving away ebooks of The Road to Fluffer to 100 contestants around the world. @librarything  http://www.librarything.com/er/giveaway/list#13201337 …

#StarWarsSongs Sith Teen Candles *groan*

#BadWritingTips First draft? You're all done!