Uhuruto can't even decide if they are married, having an affair, about to break up or just in the friendzone

Museveni unchained

If Rooney had scored that Oscar goal the pundits would have called it Goal of the season already

LoL RT @elypetrelli: everybody's praying for Prezzo to win this, especially the KRA officials #BBA

#TopTweet » "That Camp Mulla rapper, talking about he's goin to sail from Malawi to Diani..NEGRO PLEASE! Malawi is landlocked"

EMBARASSING:- Keri Hilson Performs For A Near-Empty Hall In Abuja.  http://bit.ly/WkYBnD  - Dear Keri, get a clue!

Sonko: "My father was a very influential wealthy man so I come from a poor family" - wait, whaaat?

eishRT @bonifacemwangi: A nominated female MP who slept her way into parliament & has no constituency defends the bonus http://t.co/lU69qro3

Messi has no priorities in life. Just goals

k24 can now retweet jana's tweet

#JealousBoyfriendsBeLike  http://twitpic.com/cmck6n 

Slander is fine but when Some of you hit Martha below the belt then shed slave tears when she hits back, that's idiotic

A country that thrives on speculation, accusations and counter-accusations. Kenya

Linus brings up the Migingo issue for troll effect. Hello Ugandans, wanna tweef?

lol RT @sickolia_: He just talked about the Debt/Deficit.RAO talks about Kitendawili,Ruto-Mahindi and Kamenchu Underwear.Your Choice!!!

But you know it's funny. A woman gets battered, there's a public outrage. A man get's battered, we just joke about it..

Happy Mothers Day to every Mother. Special shouts to the Single moms & those who ain't around but still live in our hearts. Bless

Size 8 twerking for Jesus now? gotta see that

Kalonzo felt mistreated by G7 coz they wanted him to be president yet he just wanted to feel loved #BadRomance

Trendafilova takes foreplay very seriously.