#TVadsHaveTaughtMe the importance of the TV remote.

You don’t look stupid when you don’t know something. You look stupid when you pretend to know something.

Make sure you have two dreams every night. One to sleep with. Another to live with.

It's 'cute' how in life, there's always a room for improvement and a duplex for disappointment.

Every boyfriend knows where the nearby medical shop is.

“Love you!”
“Love you too!”
“Seriously?”
“Unfortunately!”

Sachin Tendulkar retires from ODI. The last link to childhood. Gone.

Good to know. Better to forget. Best to ignore.

No one can put 'other' in Mother.

You can't waste time, even if you want to. Time can waste you, though, at anytime it wants to.

"Been there. Done that."
"Yeah? When?"
"The answer will hurt you."
"Yeah? How do you know?"
"Been there. Done that."

What keeps you warm, burns you later.

Books. Because, world is too big to live it all.

“How’s your new job?”
“Good.”
“Where are you working, again?”
“This new company called It’s-none-of-your-business-motherfucker.”

On your day, even a potato will love you back.

Nothing beats like a heart that’s about to give up.

The moment twitter gets ‘online/offline status’ feature, that is the end of it.

Happiness is like an asshole. It's always with you but you can't really see it.

"Just do IT."
- Indian middle-class families.

“What is the largest state in India?”
“Sorry state. It’s everywhere.”