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@inflatableivy Wow....typical night at my gmas retirement home. Now those fuckers know how to party!
#FF @aurallyaudible @stellartwot @lurkey @notjamesfranco @iluvmuscles @maulingmueller @inflatableivy For spittin milk out ur titties funny
@julissajoan @donlaarindini Thank u for bringing dumbass sick fucks like that to ostriches like me...Proud to not be sticking head in sand!
#FF @filthyrichmond @notjamesfranco @inflatableivy @crossczech17 @frankiemagz @iluvmuscles @ty_schutz @jordyhamrick <crack me up like n egg
@maulingmueller High pitched "OMG Hey!!"=fake and hate. Loud insult 4 everyone 2 hear "Hey u skanky Bitch"=Best friends...
Support my story and vote: Reaching for the light #Wattpad http://tinyurl.com/68eku7c
@maulingmueller I eat baby chicks anyway...their called eggs. Oh yeah, Im a hardcore baby killer.
@maulingmueller Cool good to know Jesus likes to experiment...I wonder if i can get him to do body shots off of Rosie o donnell.
Adios for a while my pupils...shit! I meant people! dont worry not going to dislodge eyes...for now...
@jordyhamrick Did you still her shoes and give her a cabbage patch doll to hide in her oshkoshbigosh dress?
Senora Salmon has a complaint: It's stinks in here...who smells like period..sniff sniff...oh thats me, never mind.
1Turn to life section of ur local newspaper. 2 Find most hideous couple featured. 3 Write fake wedding announcement. Great Fun with friends!
@maulingmueller Act like a cat, shit in a "giant litter box", cover it up, then go rub your ass on someones face...
@jordyhamrick Randy the Rapist....please don't use my uncles name like that ...its just rude..teeheehee
#ff @nickyparisxo @maulingmueller @tiredof_urshit @inflatableivy - started following last one yesterday already made me laugh till I snort
May 21: Judgment Day? A Portrait Of True Believers In The 'End Of The World' http://huff.to/l2NVu2 via @huffingtonpost
@chopper4jk EWWWW..guess i would take a cat shit cigarette right about now tho so...i cant talk. Damn tape.
@jasonmustian part of her secret plan to "spill" butter in the aisle so you can fall and she can rape you...evil,old,corneating man-raper!
@socalledfrank http://twim.to/ibgo - Aww. I read straight through w/o skipping or skimming. I loved it. Please write more stories!
@iluvmuscles Monday called said its too late. It actually met someone last night, already been fucked and done that.. :(
