Paul Ryan has two first name and you know what they say about people with two first names

Romney doesnt even have one first name

fap city bitch fap fap city bitch youporn brazzers fake titties bitch

picture muhammad ali and michael j fox shaking hands...now picture them meeting for the first time n shaking each others hands

the foot clan hideout is all fun n games til Shredder hits that gong then shit gets way too serious

i mean if you ARE riding around then u might as well be getting it

unfollow that bitch...bitches love gettin unfollowed

u cant get aids if u never get tested

all of my dads passwords end w 69...he says its cuz thats the year he graduated high school but i kno its really cuz he loves my mom

bred 11s size 9 slightly used $100 plus shipping pic.twitter.com/XEhSUVLI

bein a good boyfriend isnt about bein romantic..its about not bein quick to give black eyes when ya sandwiches take so damn long to get made

emma watson could totally expecto my patronum

i love sad bitches thats my fukin problem

one persons trash is another persons daughter

chris bosh #endofjoke

'I wish air was weed smoke.'- gunplay

lol @ these laker fans chanting MVP for kobe like theyre even a .500 team

a holiday meme from @jemappelleella pic.twitter.com/FLJHcgV2

👏why do👏black girls👏ar👏gue👏like this?👏

@domimart pic.twitter.com/x3XxdBbP