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Being Irish means getting rip-roaring drunk on special occasions. For example, when you celebrate dinner.
It seems the GOP is fighting harder against their own front-runner than they ever did against Obama.
Just snorted some bath salts and ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
I just stole my neighbor's wife. Damn autocorrect! Wifi, stole their wifi.
It is amazing how trim porn actresses stay with all the pizza they order.
People often talk about having the devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. For me it’s more like Spock and Homer Simpson.
Every time you judge me you gain weight.
I once had to do a book report on Tom Sawyer, but hadn't read the book so I started off, "He’s a modern day warrior with a mean mean stride"
Remember alcohol is NEVER the answer. "Why can't I get it up?" Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.
I apologize to my students when I accidentally write your grade as 'C' when it should have been an 'A.' Also sorry to my Aunt.
Please lord, give me just one day without people constantly telling me how great I am.
Today is my birthday. If you didn't buy me a present just give the gift of a star.
I think deep down all men wish they had a wingman like Chewbacca.
I once saw a girl playing air guitar in the car next to me. Our eyes met before the light turned. That is my best relationship to date.
What's up with these Favstar trophies? Who cares about a stupid...OMG I just got a trophy! You like me; you really like me!
I'm worried I have exactly the same thing Benjamin Button had, just in reverse.
Dear Aliens, before visiting know we are an angry gun-toting people. Plus we live with bacteria that can eat your face off. #ChasingUFOs
Donald Trump said if elected he would send Hillary to prison. Bill Clinton now endorses Trump.
I would so dominate the game show Jeopardy! if they limited the categories to obscure knowledge of the ThunderCats.
When it comes to Twitter we are all in this alone.
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