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Bart Stupak is an immoral, hypocritical, woman-hating slug of a human being. #Obama2012, motherfuckers.

@clapifyoulikeme

Obama needs to know he’s got time to solve complex problems and not run from big ideas. 4 more years. #Obama2012

@Mike_FTW

I regret not going to church this morning, I prefer to avoid the Easter rush.

@tammyphinney

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Having great sex is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

@tammyphinney

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'Twitter' is merely the art of keeping a large group of people caught in a net.

@tammyphinney

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I want to meet the genius who invented "press 6 to hang up" just to ask what kind of phone he owned.

@derekasaurus

Watching Paralympics blind downhill skiing.
This is waaaaaay better than NASCAR.

@LaceyMark

Now I lay me down to sleep, I may get bored and count some sheep. If a tweet cries out before I wake, I pray there's ambien to take.

@factualfiction

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@innerbitch http://twitpic.com/19wdk3 - this is amazing!

@therealcherilyn

Thanks to @ashamedtosay & @therealcherilyn I've been playing with photo apps most of tonight.Here's one to share. http://twitpic.com/19wdbq

@innerbitch

I put the dick in "everything".

@SlappNuttz

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Your MOM upside down is WOW. Your dad, on the other hand, is a pathetic fuck.

@bitterpuss

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“No, YOU’RE the nerdier one!”
“According to Microsoft Word, 'nerdier' isn’t technically a word.”
“Point proven.”

@Haunshaul

hi everyone! I'm back ;)

@sexyfollower

Dear fuckers at the chex mix factory-KEEP THE PRETZELS TO YOURSELVES! Love, Courtney (of doom)

@CourtneyofDoom

I kid you not, 3 of the 4 top new releases on Napster are "Here I Am", "I'm Still Here", and "I'm Back". Glad to see creativity is thriving.

@Haunshaul

me: your first threesome is always a little awkward, but are you excited?
big mac: ...
me: what about you? are you excited?
coke: ...

@redtothetone

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Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hot dogs in 6 seconds, so it doesn't get weird.

@sucittaM

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My wife goes from zero to bitch in 10 she's standing right behind me isn't she.

@thedayhascome

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Hmm, I didn't put "get out of bed" on my to-do list. Guess that's not getting done.

@Deconile

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