@Xytrex's (Jamie Sloan) recently faved Tweets...
I am on vacation next week and one of my first goals is to establish an exercise rout...haha...routi...HAHA...routin...HAHAHA, I CAN'T DO IT
When ever I wonder if I'm doing the right thing, I ask my co-workers for their opinion. They always agree with me. http://twitpic.com/19ko32
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When asked “what is your greatest fear?” My response is simple. My greatest fear is that I'll not live long enough to finish what I starte
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While preparing the gas trimmers for my nose hair, it struck me how sad the rest of the women must be when they realize I am already married
Finding my sense of humor waning, I decided to head to Twitter. I'm now waxing poetic. Bed you say? I thought you'd never ask.
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I fear I've spent too much time today trying to figure out which Olsen twin got more air time on Full House.
Oh chill on the feminism replies. I realize ladies can change tires. Hell, I'm having my wife remove my snow tires from the car right now.
I've seen those cute little 35 mile per hour spare tires. That is NOT what has ended up wrapped around my stomach as I grow older.
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Started a new diet today. Lunch: salad topped w/egg, mushrooms, celery and light dressing...oh and a bacon cheeseburger garnish.
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Trying to exercise more but it’s so hard to remember the stairs. Is it left foot first or right? Which way do you face? ALL OF THEM AT ONCE?
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Waking up “bright eyed and bushy tailed” isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I just lit my closet on fire and can’t seem to button my pants.
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Entering the restroom, I wonder ‘why do I always seem to have something funny to tweet after visiting the restroom?’ <unzip> <look down> Oh.
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Apparently you can’t hand the police officer just ANY lizard as proof of insurance.
Is indecent exposure considered a moving violation?
Is indecent exposure considered a moving violation?
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