If that GeekBench score for the iPhone 5 is real, this is awesome. http://t.co/0UxCXHhi

#People #Using #Hashtags #For #Words #Dont #Understand #Hashtags. #For #Finding #Relevant #Stuff #or #Jokes. #Rant #Twitter #Dumb #Stupid

Here comes all of the people following @prezbillyjeff. God, that #CGIU was great. I’d love to see Colbert live again.

@zaccoffman @pebble @ifttt @mcuban I use IFTTT fairly frequently. Love it, just need to find the best way to send Mac notifications -> iOS..

Found a tic on my leg. Threw him in the toilet and flushed. He held onto the wall well so I peed on him. That knocked him into the water.

Fuck you, Siri. I’m saying “graph”, not “grass.”

I think I now know why the rest of America hates St. Louis... we're better than everyone else, we know it, and they're jealous. #12in12 #stl

My dad just sent me this picture. Ha. http://t.co/BNfoewDO

Wow.. The US Gov't got 2.7 TB worth of data from the Bin Laden raid.

Arrested Drunk Man Sings "Bohemian Rhapsody" In Its Entirety In Back Of Police Car http://t.co/vGysmkZu #fb

I got this awesome MetroLink poster as a gift when I was a little kid! Still on display in my room. cc @stltransit http://t.co/8iludDlK

You can Totally Snap iPhone Photos with your Headphones http://t.co/xhgHd7qs No one else noticed this before? Been doing this for a while

Had to walk back to the mall. It's 5:11 right now. Had to stop to take a dump in a bag on the way here

@themagazineapp @glennf who knows. Everything else @marcoarment has touched has been sold it the last two weeks or so.

@bigmikee43 might as well toss my name. Who knows what could happen? #bramsforpope

I love seeing stuff going on at Scottrade Center, but I'd much rather have @stlouisblues hockey over Mizzou v Illinois basketball.

I vote @volunteennation for #WalgreensBrand Times Square Billboard Contest. #Blogher12 (http://t.co/H6eDN3PE)

If you tell me anything tomorrow that is NOT related to #WWDC, I probably will not hear it and will not care about it, so do not do it.

I finally saw Wreck-It Ralph. Damn, I thought it'd be great, but it was amazing.

Oh my God, it’s magic! pic.twitter.com/mjSUqFH3ol