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Its Cinco de Mayo..only mexican I care to see today is Selma Hyack naked
What's up niggers
Big gay Al
I wonder if Andy Griffith died from Aunt Bee's muff #RIPKurtCobain
Woke up and refused to kiss my woman.... She must not notice her turdstained mustache from Dirty Sanchez
I'm not sure if I'm more disturbed by hearing "what a big one" - in Target or my girlfriend farting and wanting to save it in a jar
I'm giving 4 crosses to the KKK to burn in a niggers yard #BlackHistoryMonth
If I have to go to sleep again without no sexual contact... My wife will wake up with a permanent stink face
I swear if this drug dealer don't stop emailing me I'm gonna snap! How many times I gotta say I don't fucking need viagra!!
Isn't it a bitch the first thing I sit down on all day is the porcelain
How does a mexican drown?! A spic died in my hometown. I don't live near the border either #smh
I don't believe in indoor plumbing but I do believe Lowe's toilet displays are for my pooping pleasures #raptureconfessions
I bet Barack got all kinds of poontang from Michelle last night....unlike my wife who never puts out
#Atablackpersonfuneral I saw a widow fucking her late husband's brother for his welfare check. Niggers these days
#Ificouldiwouldbringback Hitler , so I could shake his hand
My friend Jorge just broke in...pissed off at his wife, can't use a damn key.Bricks la Security calls....give them my password."ass-tastic"
I bet hurricane Sandys vagina smells more than Snooki's