HOGWARTS, Y U NO SEND ME LETTER YET?

Asked a girl out on 29th of Feb... Only have to celebrate anniversary in 4 years.

VOLDEMORT, Y U NO USE MAGIC POWERS TO GROW NOSE?

He called me a faggot… I called him an ambulance

GRADES, Y U NO BE LIKE WIZ KHALIFA AND GET HIGHER?

MATH, Y U NO SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS?

LADY FROM PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Y U NO CALL GHOSTBUSTERS?

Woke up this morning... Wasn't kidnapped by Kony.

DRUG DEALER, Y U NO HAVE BLACK FRIDAY DEALS?

Set alarm clock on 7:30am... Wakes up 7:29am.

Forgot to do homework.. Teacher doesn't check.

I TAKE U TO THE CANDY SHOP, Y U NO LICK LOLLIPOP??

Farts in class... People blame the fat kidd.

SMOKERS, Y U PAY TO DIE?

MONEY, Y U NO HAVE SEX IN MY WALLET AND MAKE MORE??

MONEY, Y U NO GROW ON TREES?!

CRUSH, Y U NO TAKE HINT??

GAS PRICES, Y U NO DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT?!

SQUIRRELS, Y U NO LET ME PET U?!

DELICIOUS FOOD, Y U NO HEALTHY??