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Females in 2012 can roll a blunt but don't know how to season a chicken.
Guy: "baby I won the lottery! . START PACKING! :) Girl: YAAAY ! What should I pack?! Guy: EVERYTHING b*tch you GOTTA GO!!
How do white fairy tales start? "Once upon a time.." How do black fairy tales start? "Nigga, you ain't gone believe this.."
Real niggas update they facebook status once a month
Fake thug niggas always on facebook posting lil boosie lyrics every minute..
I might go on a slap a bitch spree because some of you hoes getting outta hand.
If your ugly, be ugly. Stop trying to be something your not like, pretty.
Thugs don't say goodnight, we just stop tweeting!
Everybody on Twitter wanna give relationship advice .. STFU
Dear sneeze, If you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.
My bunny died. Now he's just some bunny that i used to know...
When somebody says “10 years ago” I think about the 90’s instead of 2002.
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