Niggas use loose leaf paper to absorb the excess grease from the chicken?! #iCant

#HonestyHour I refuse to have children before marriage. I will not be some dude's babymama

When it's all said and done, you (men AND women) can do bad by yourself! Have someone who can help you do good #SoYouKnowItsReal

"AfterParty at a secret location! Text AfterParty to E. Fowlkes for address!" #DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂

I am too dead sands!!! RT @mrphourpointoh: #EricWeek2012 New Avi >>>>>>>>>>>

RT @fvckthisquote:  App City  Bitch,  App  App City  Bitch !! Temple Run  _____ , Angry Birds , And My Twitter Bitch  ! ! !

RT @itstonybee: @yamansfavdelta so dont nobody care http://t.co/DJjdQGvn

Yo body saying "Thats a damn shame"...I dont even know your name

80% sarcasm + 20% don't care + 10% lazy = @im2awesum lol

This is unreal.! RT @kanibuss1911: I just gagged RT @flaco_757 Quick question Ladies how ya pussy get this dirty http://t.co/cMNRCRQd

Lmfao #dead RT @tro_bestman: RT #UsaATwitterNameInASentence I know a lot of AKA's that never would be that @kid_in_the_kut

#ImSoGangsta I dont pay for netflix......I steal my best friend's @sweetsarcasm_

Lol RT @snapback_steele: days like this I just wanna lock myself in my room play some music, order some food, watch movies&have sex all day

Anything bad that can happen, will happen #MurphysLaw RT @parisphrancois: Expect the worse because it will happen SMH

@kashgrinddaily lol...whatever

Ppl kill me talking bout they don't want ppl to judge them about their indiscretions. But you are judging yourself bcuz you're ashamed smh

RT @justmaine RT @uceemee "Respect is earned. Honesty is appreciated. Trust is gained. Loyalty is returned."

Lmao RT @isweariainthit: Fight for your damn self bitch. RT @bestquotedaily: When a girl says, "I'm done;" it really means, "fight for me".

Chill lol RT @vinnyoceann: So North Korea still tryna beef or has their leader finally got some pussy & calmed down?

But in any event....I need a drink