"Old media is far from dead, and it's far from old!" - @jkaltman #mptour

Saw @ricksancheznews at Florida International University homecoming tailgate. Seems nice enough http://yfrog.com/0o5nkbj

@pattonoswalt brb going to make montage of Biden set to "lose yourself"

@mrrpmurphy remember when she cheated on Artie?

http://t.co/1fU734I5 Bi-racial doesn't literally mean that half of your face is a different skin tone morons #savethepearls #racism

Damian McGinty being a Celtics fan is so precious. Of course the Irish boy likes the team with the green leprechaun mascot #stereotype

Interesting discussion on working somewhere and whether you 100% believe in their mission #mptour

Director of Assimilation: basically the sales/marketing lead funnel #mptour

'Capitalists of the World, Unite!' http://t.co/nELeEpGg via @wsj "U don't have to be camped out w/ the protesters 2 be angry at Wall Street"

http://t.co/UX6rwqWk FileBot Makes Managing Your Media Files A Breeze

OHMYGOD dying laughing Courtney Stodden's Tweets - A Dramatic Reading by @lizbelsky http://t.co/4PRZvXdF

Chris Brown has a song called "Wet The Bed". Unsexy double entendre but I'm just thinking of Pull-Ups. We know you're a big kid now, stfu

The rage inducing moment at the end of a 90 min meeting when your boss asks if there are any questions and someone says YES.

I left an hour and a half ago. Still not home and now I need to pee. Yay

We're changing office furniture. Now we have no fridge, my soda is warm, and I was out last night so I need the caffeine!

RT if you think @ijennaush should get more solos on #Glee - let @adamanders and @bfalchuk know!

#FollowFriday @tracyzurbrick @b0wtied @druiddude @allgleefans @borowitzreport @chriscolfer @ijennaush @iharryshum @callmekatgleek

Voted for @charliecristfl 4 Senate b/c he put FL's interests above his (former) party's; and @alexsinkflorida for Gov.

I'm such a dork. Dancing in my car 2 Aaliyah (RIP), put my hands in air & end up bruising 2 knuckles.

Currently reading http://www.seroundtable.com/archives/022507.html