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In the voice of the late Macho Man Randy Savage: "I'M GONNA PUT YOGURT IN YOUR LUNCH!"
When you had to explain in your "I'm not running for re-election" video that the pending ethics investigation has nothing to do with it.
OH: "Come fart by my desk."
Unidentified teenager, leaving theater after Gatsby: "I don't know, I was expecting more."
OH: "It worked. That's the way it really should work. I should have known it would work. I shouldn't have questioned it." About ruby/rails.
" Daddy - I'm going to sleep in my Imagine Dragons t-shirt tonight."
Pro Tip: when recording the sound of your own farts, hold the device off to the side, in case you get more than your bargained for.
So, now I've pissed off the local weather guy. Apparently.
Metallica national anthem at a Giants game. Nice. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/metallica-rocked-t-park-awesome-national-anthem-friday-213332238.html …