@r38y With a propeller on its head.

@notrazawa DON'T DO IT! No, seriously, do it. Congratulations!

@leshill Those guys are so great.

In the voice of the late Macho Man Randy Savage: "I'M GONNA PUT YOGURT IN YOUR LUNCH!"

@jaboza @chebay8 See, you helped, Blackhawks won. We'll be expecting your full support through the next series and in the Cup finals.

@dvnix @owillis In that case, WANT.

When you had to explain in your "I'm not running for re-election" video that the pending ethics investigation has nothing to do with it.

@briangaar Ha! "Searching for Bobby Fischer" is one of my all time favorite movies.

"I put some sugar water on a plate with food coloring in it, then I put some ants on the plate and they..."  http://tmblr.co/ZTDqZyltcY-o 

@inthefade Those are called "friends".

OH: "Come fart by my desk."

Unidentified teenager, leaving theater after Gatsby: "I don't know, I was expecting more."

Finally got around to trying @intercom this week and I'm pretty sure I won't ever roll out another app without it.

OH: "It worked. That's the way it really should work. I should have known it would work. I shouldn't have questioned it." About ruby/rails.

WHO YOU GONNA BLAME FOR THAT ONE, SERGIO? #fucksergio

" Daddy - I'm going to sleep in my Imagine Dragons t-shirt tonight."

Pro Tip: when recording the sound of your own farts, hold the device off to the side, in case you get more than your bargained for.

.@allanbranch Has the cutest little mole, just outside the right edge of the aereola of his left man-boob.

So, now I've pissed off the local weather guy. Apparently.

Metallica national anthem at a Giants game. Nice.  http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/metallica-rocked-t-park-awesome-national-anthem-friday-213332238.html …