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I wish I can fast forward time to see if it will be worth it all, and to rewind time to relive my sweetest memories.
*throws every selfie stick that exists in a pile and sets it on fire*
wanna go out today?
can't my uterus is crying.
Person: I love to read.
Me: Great, me too. What are your favorite books?
P: The Twilight series & 50 Shades of Gre-
Me: shoots* YOU IMBECILE
If you're sitting next to me please pay attention whether or not your nose is whistling before I CUT IT OFF.
They should make books from glow-in-the-dark material.
That moment when you see the message was "Edited" and you wonder what the original message was.
I hate it when someone says "live your life".
IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE, YOU IDIOT.
*Egyptian posts a picture of their teez in b&w in Egypt*
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JE SUIS SHUT UP.
A pet is a stuffed toy that's alive.
The human race would be much happier once they learn how to start paying attention to their own lives instead of others.
Men who take (and post) a lot of selfies concern me.
1- Close your nose.
2- Sing about wanting to be physically abused.
Ex: Hit me baby one more time
Congrats! You can sing like Britney Spears.
Beards are a man's make-up.
Fake nails... WHY???