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Why are all the sweets always angry with chocolate?
Because it's always choco-LATE.
*french kisses chocolate*
I don't think anyone ever cried out of happiness as the plane was landing in Cairo BUT I DID!!!
You could just simply donate to ALS now that you know about it and collect all that water and ice and QUENCH THE THIRST OF THE POOR.
DAT HOE AIN'T NO TWINKLE TWINKLE
*snaps fingers in a Z formation*
If I was a star and I found out that they called celebrities nowadays stars I'll be extremely offended.
What do you call a mama ant and a daddy ant?
Humans love to think of themselves as extremely complex beings, when in reality we are all very similar and, surprisingly, quite simple.
Swans are just water giraffes.
EVERYONE IS BLACK WHEN YOU CLOSE THE LIGHTS.
"FACE. THE. BOOK *thrusts book at person's face*
—A person being treated in a book rehab center.
That is all.
On a side note: penis is a really stupid word. It should've been perectisis or something.
I expected better of you, science.
YAY FOR KNOWLEDGE