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What do you mean these hanged clothes outside are people's laundry drying and not outdoor shopping?!
He's probably the first person to take "shop till you drop" quite literally. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520753/Chinese-boyfriend-jumped-death-girlfriend-insisted-going-clothes-shop.html …
It's like my face has "YES, TELL ME ABOUT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS PLEASE" stamped across my forehead to random strangers.
You are my comic relief in the midst of all the tragedy.
WHY WOULD YOU GIVE A BABY A CRYING BABY TOY TO PLAY WITH WHAT IS THIS WEIRD WORLD WE LIVE IN SHUT DOWN ALL THE TOY STORES NOW
Main causes of heart attack:
1- When your phone dies
2- When you drop/lose your phone
3- No internet/network
4- Incorrect username/password
When you only retweet my retweets. <333333
*stuffs face with cake for seven years* but why am I fat???????
I wish the whole world could see me through my mothers eyes.
It's interesting how drinking 3 liters of water seems so difficult but it would be the most natural thing ever if it was coffee or chocolate
Upper-case letters are letters that get a higher priority and treatment at court.
بدموعٍ حارقة... و نظرةٍ بائسة... أسألكم أن تمنعوا الأنفولو
OKAY FINE I WON'T TWEET ANYMORE STOP UNFOLLOWING ME 😭😭😭