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*pats your shoulder sympathetically and walks with you*
You really need to know that nobody cares about you.
*leaves you and walks away*
Just like society expects women to shave every inch of hair except heads, eyebrows, & lashes, MEN SHOULD BE EXPECTED TO SHAVE THEIR ARMPITS.
The Internet: IS IT BLUE BLACK OR WHITE GOLD, BLUE BLACK OR WHITE GOLD...
Me: Why so DRESSperate?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *burns dress*
Men, for the love of God, SHAVE YOUR GODDAMNED HAIRY ARMPITS.
The Oscars? More like who Oscares.
*unimportant person shares their even less than important opinion about the extremely least important event, the Oscars*
Hair extensions, coloured contact lenses, fake long nails, fake long eyelashes, fake personality, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOPPPPPPPPPP.
Fifty Shades of Look-At-Me-Reading-This-Book-Here's-A-Picture-I'm-So-Mainstream.
Fifty Shades of Why-Did-They-Turn-This-Crap-Into-A-Movie-Out-Of-All-The-Novels-That-Exist-In-The-World?
Fifty Shades of Horrible Literature.
Fifty Shades of I-Love-To-Be-In-Abusive-Relationships.
Fifty Shades of Lame.
"Happy one-year-closer-to-your-death Day!" —Me wishing someone a happy birthday.
I SENTENCE ALL OF YOU SKIMMED MILK TO DEATH BY THE DRAIN, YOU DECEIVING WHITE WATER MILK WANNABES, YOU.
Succeeding in social networks = Failing in life.
*touches glass with thumbs by mistake*
I'm not as random as you think I cat.
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