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I hate it when I accidentally commit suicide whenever Arab Idol suddenly pops up on my television.
I thought that traveling&seeing different cultures would cure many people who lack common sense but alas... with most, it's a hopeless case.
I went window shopping today...
I BOUGHT SO MANY WINDOWS.
The easiest way to slow time is to go to a family gathering.
Family gatherings: The only time where you wish that temporary suicides could exist.
There's always that one person that's actually a statue in every WhatsApp group. That person is me.
IDEA: A hot drink that stays hot throughout the duration of consumption.
Do it, scientists.
People should focus more on mind "workouts".
There's no 'I' in gym.
There is no 'I' in sleep but there's 'pee'.
Why are all the sweets always angry with chocolate?
Because it's always choco-LATE.
*french kisses chocolate*
I don't think anyone ever cried out of happiness as the plane was landing in Cairo BUT I DID!!!
You could just simply donate to ALS now that you know about it and collect all that water and ice and QUENCH THE THIRST OF THE POOR.
DAT HOE AIN'T NO TWINKLE TWINKLE
*snaps fingers in a Z formation*
If I was a star and I found out that they called celebrities nowadays stars I'll be extremely offended.
What do you call a mama ant and a daddy ant?