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TV these days:
*commercial for 5 years*
*SERIES FOR 5 MINS*
*commercial for 10 years*
*SERIES FOR 2 MINS*
*commercial for 20 years*
Person messes up your country for 30 years: Gets set free.
Person messes up your country for a year: Gets executed.
Egyptian logic. 👏🏻👍🏻👏🏻
Me: I'll have some Coke please.
Waiter: Okay so Pepsi.
They should make cakes and pies made of crust. Just crust.
"7otti el batates Valhalla 3ashan ne2leeha." —Viking paganist joke.
My hatred for this country and its people and its society is enough to create a world apocalypse.
*eats something savory*
*craves something sweet*
*eats something sweet*
*craves something savory*
Have never gotten over (and never will) Mufasa's death since 1994.
*pats your shoulder sympathetically and walks with you*
You really need to know that nobody cares about you.
*leaves you and walks away*
Just like society expects women to shave every inch of hair except heads, eyebrows, & lashes, MEN SHOULD BE EXPECTED TO SHAVE THEIR ARMPITS.
The Internet: IS IT BLUE BLACK OR WHITE GOLD, BLUE BLACK OR WHITE GOLD...
Me: Why so DRESSperate?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *burns dress*
I'm not as random as you think I cat.
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