What's the mold to bread ratio before this is no good for my pb&j?

@blarebare <3

Hi everyone. Please assist in getting @greatestweight to 1000 followers. He's funny and actually tweets

@greatestweight I'm sorry :-(

The booger I just flicked got caught in the wind and looked super majestic

Age 25 and my beard is finally awesome enough for food to get stuck in it

Member that time I made jokes? I wish I still had time to think of those

Sup doods

I'm on vacation again this week with very little service and probably won't be on twitter much

thanks @catsfordinnerz for the pick! Love that tweet thank you so much :-)

@gavinprobably haha thanks dude

When I move I'm going to leave the house empty except for a world map covered in a web of red yarn that all connects to a picture of Dr Claw

"What's up with that sign?" "Idk dude, just park" Warts appear everywhere and the boys begin to shrink. 'No Parking: Violators will be Toad'

Couldn't think of anything funny today sorry! Here's what I'm drinking happy Friday :-) http://t.co/p3214moq

Sucks you guys can't see the sexy dance I'm doing after getting trophies from @midgetspar and @baconnmeggs thank you guys :-)

Order a pizza then act confused when it arrives. "A delivery for Aaron? Aarons DEAD. He DIED ordering a pizza in this house 10 years ago"

Woa trophies from @baconnmeggs and @storminika Thanks so much for the morning picks! :-)

Crammed in the subway. Need more space so I whisper to the guy in front of me "You just graze my dick? Hey man accidents happen" *sexy wink*

Happy Thursday. I got you a little bit o' metal to get you to Friday http://t.co/XtG7iJYB

*cartwheeling around my house* A trophy from one of the best! Thanks @shatterpants Follow him now or I'll shit in your hanging plants