Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
What's the mold to bread ratio before this is no good for my pb&j?
The booger I just flicked got caught in the wind and looked super majestic
Age 25 and my beard is finally awesome enough for food to get stuck in it
Member that time I made jokes? I wish I still had time to think of those
I'm on vacation again this week with very little service and probably won't be on twitter much
When I move I'm going to leave the house empty except for a world map covered in a web of red yarn that all connects to a picture of Dr Claw
"What's up with that sign?" "Idk dude, just park" Warts appear everywhere and the boys begin to shrink. 'No Parking: Violators will be Toad'
Order a pizza then act confused when it arrives. "A delivery for Aaron? Aarons DEAD. He DIED ordering a pizza in this house 10 years ago"
Crammed in the subway. Need more space so I whisper to the guy in front of me "You just graze my dick? Hey man accidents happen" *sexy wink*
Beer, video games, movies, and comics are good things.. system admin in NYC.. I mentioned beer yeah?