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No, really, if you're dead already, and you can save someone's life, why the fuck not??? #donatelife
I don't know why I check the driveway excitedly when I get home from work. It's not like the cats will have gone out and bought a car.
Seeing nothing but your tits in your avi makes me think you're either a skank or dying for attention you never got from daddy. Likely both.
If my cat is gay, I'm totally going to take his opinion on what I'm wearing more seriously. He claws my sweaters...I should get rid of them.
Barefoot wine? Really? I hear CVS is having a sale on rubbing alcohol - 2 bottles for $1 - save some money.
Time to hit the pillow! (It keeps my fist from busting the wall)
What the heck is G6, anyways?
I must be passably cute. How else would I get only a warning for going 50 in a 35 with no license?
Maid of honor duties have commenced. I may be fired once I whip out my "cat ring bearer" idea. I'll hold onto that gem for a while.
I hope my cats aren't going to wait until the last minute to get me something for Mothers' Day.
Thinking of airing my camera out. Any suggestions on subjects? How about my 7 cats? My owl figurine collection? My utter weirdness?
I feel a lot of pressure when funny people follow me. What if they look back on my TL and see daily pictures of my "soooo *amazing* lunch!"?
Of all substances, food has the shortest high. Since it makes you fat, I'm thinking I should switch to coke. Diet Coke, that is.
You know you're a cat lady when you find cat hair stuck to the outside of your car...
Do these 5 layers of fat control garments make me look fat?
Turns out when you put your tv volume on max, it drowns out the snoring motel neighbor...ok, wakes him up. Either way, I don't hear him.
Really not finding my zen place in traffic today! Hey you! Burn in hell!
Just finished checking the binding of the hotel mattress for bedbugs. All clear. Now to check the bathroom for stray pubes.
Irony - hearing a girl with fake nails and new shoes on her iPhone saying "I have absolutely no money at all. Can I get some from Nana?"
Bludgeoned some killer rodents in my dreams last nite. Feeling kinda badass today.