@14_yr_old_etard cuter still that people are still tweeting about possible outcomes, while biting their nails.

Sad part about the IPL scandal is that the Pakis are happy. If Paki players had been part of it, it'd be far worse, but over earlier.

I bet Rajiv Shukla is busy counting the number of eyeballs watching IPL related news on all channels right now and fapping.

Gurunath Meiyappan arrested.
"Oh teri...damaad bhi giraftaar hone lage ab!" ~ JijaG.

Why people are miserable: pic.twitter.com/udHuzJ224D

Worst fear, ever! pic.twitter.com/R0a72kUxDO

Plenty of fish in the sea.. pic.twitter.com/IDFOCMdoYw

The hardest thing to do is to accept the things that you are too lazy to change. What I am saying is, I am OK with being fat, finally.

"Accidentally? Muhuhahaha..." pic.twitter.com/ZHztY7mjN6

@raisinaseries IPL is a national issue, only on the news channels. Hardly holds any importance in the grand scheme of things.

Gurunath Meiyappan ki talaash toh 11 news channels ki news vans kar rahi hain.

Bharat Nirman ads are like a kaddu for news channels.
Kaddu katega, sab mein batega.

@kanchangupta this kid Shankar is clairvoyant, sir. He can foresee a recession in US. He is my candidate to be the PM (or at least the FM).

Shankar, the guy going to IIT (Bharat Nirman ad) should marry Tulika and become the PM.

In rural India, asking someone to "Go fly a kite!" is not an insult but a pastime.
Based on the population, so is "Go fuck yourself!"

'Spot-fixing: India Cements clarifies Gurunath Meiyappan's role with CSK.'
Awww..
 http://sports.ndtv.com/cricket/news/208253-spot-fixing-india-cements-officially-clarifies-gurunath-meiyappans-role-with-chennai-super-kings … pic.twitter.com/TggPqIh8DO

Terror has no religion. RT @timesnow
3 powerful blasts near Indian embassy in central Kabul carried out by suicide bombers

I miss the good old days when VIPs showed some humility & faked chest pains. Now, they just refuse to show up for questioning/jail.

And not one seen running away in salwar-kameez. RT @kiranks
Welcome to "our" special Yoga class :) pic.twitter.com/dVkbfw6nK8

This is a parallel world. RT @firstpostin
Sharad Pawar: If N. Srinivasan has even an iota of honesty, he should resign immediately.