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Today is the equinox. That means we get the exact same amount of daylight and darkness. Sounds like socialism. I blame Obama.
Some days, I'll pause to admire its symmetry, appreciate the eons of evolution that brought us both here.
Other days, I just eat the donut.
Other days, I just eat the donut.
Hamsters are really stupid, but, I'm the guy spending money to keep one housed and fed, so, there you go.
All alone at 2 a.m. on a Friday night.
I just found a lone Guinness in the back of my fridge.
Thanks, Jesus!
I just found a lone Guinness in the back of my fridge.
Thanks, Jesus!
DON'T interrupt me while I'm singing "Part of Your World" to you at a bar. In front of your friends. Into a mic. With mermaid choreography.
Wow, Jelly Belly got it right with this "Jerseylicious" flavored jelly bean... it actually tastes like tanning oil, hair gel and chlamydia!
The worst part of eating crackers in bed is all the blood because black or white, people bleed a lot when you eat them.
There are a number of mechanical devices, varying in colours and shapes, which heighten my arousal. My favourite is the Porche 911.
I have the flu, so my son said, "I heard that the flu can kill you, Dad."
"Not me," I said.
"How come?"
"Cuz that's your Mother's job."
"Not me," I said.
"How come?"
"Cuz that's your Mother's job."
THE MONTH-OLD MCMUFFIN IN MY GLOVE COMPARTMENT BECAME SELF-AWARE AT 2:14AM EASTERN TIME, AUGUST 29TH
www.eHominy.com because vegetables need love too.
That was really corny.
THESE ARE THE JOKES PEOPLE.
THESE ARE THE JOKES.
That was really corny.
THESE ARE THE JOKES PEOPLE.
THESE ARE THE JOKES.
Before you go thinking I'm white trash maybe I should remind you that there's wine inside this styrofoam cup.
It's so cute how this cookie dough wrapper tells me how to properly save the leftovers. Because, yeah, that'll happen.
Three of my relatives are expecting. Seriously, am I the only family member who knows how to swallow babies?
My 65 yr old neighbor just told me ALL ABOUT her sex life and all I can say is 'I would now like to set myself on fire'.
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