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I promised myself once spring came I'd take up jogging. I hate letting myself down but I can't believe I believed myself in the first place.
The boy was helping me rake all day so there's a good chance he'll be asleep by 8. Probability of sex 76%. I'm raising my penis to Defcon 3.
Just picked up a box of Munchkins and I can't wait to eat them all.
Their little vaginas are much sweeter than those of full sized people.
Their little vaginas are much sweeter than those of full sized people.
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Wife's mistake #1: Buying Easter candy this early. Mistake #2: Hiding it where I keep the printer ink.
Prepare for Peep genocide.
Prepare for Peep genocide.
http://twitpic.com/19mmmy - And if the wine doesn't work, you can crack the kid over the head with the empty bottle.
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Asked 3 why he's always touching his penis. He said, 'cause it's always bwoken.
I wish I had thought of that.
Before the indecency charge.
I wish I had thought of that.
Before the indecency charge.
Daylight savings time: Good for farmers, bad for people who masturbate in their car while driving home from work.
Um...so I've heard.
Um...so I've heard.
15 wanted to see school play but didn't want to buy ticket so she put on all black & pretended she was stage crew. I've never been so proud.
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@bestgirlbetty It's the best I can offer. Sorry. I can give you two half climax's (climaxes? climaxi?) and you can merge them together.
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I find it fascinating that both my biggest annoyance, as well as my greatest sexual fantasy, involves spam.
I love spring. Longer days, warmer weather, flowers blooming, cute coworker in tank tops and skirts.
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