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What doesn't kill you, makes the ER visit more expensive!
I just drew a picture of your GOD #wordsthatcanstartawar
New study shows everything fucking kills you
Wow I lost 10 followers! I must have been quite an asshole!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list
Who wants to buy Robocops dick?
Sometimes when she says she loves you..She means the way you fuck her! Not YOU Dummy!
'Green River Killer' charged with 49th murder...Collect them All! 50 in a set
I'm gonna cut your head off, "put it in a box and send it to your mom! THE END
Eating and Shitting at the same time while you tweet #smalljoys
Whats ur Budweiser Beer say about you? it says Hey check me out..I got a small dick!
Napoleon Dynamite was the best movie ever!
God hates me because he makes the dog shit on the carpet
Chinese food smells bad going in and worse going out!
I'm pretty sure just before I heard Osama was dead I heard: "Autobots! ROLL OUT!"
Attention Dude trolling my GF when I am at work: Fuck off
RIP Jackie Chan - Why aren't you dead?
$50k? That's all we can get together for RoboCop? Look How much he has done for Old Detriot!
I say bad words! Gimme your picnic basket! Your sex talk is great but I am really interested in your food! PS - Fuck Ranger Smith!