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If all my followers gathered in one room there'd probably be a lot of disappointment and pornbots.
Holy shit tweeting drunk should be illegal
Life doesn't have a rewind button. Or fast forward. Or pause. Or volume control. Or previous channel. Life is not a TV remote.
"I won't donate to your charity, but I will overpay to walk around a track for your charity." ~human beings
So jean shorts are still a thing?
Did I fart or are we in Terre Haute?
oh my god you guys I've fallen in love like 6 times today for serious
My initials spell CRY so yeah I've had some hardships
If you liked it then you shoulda put a Super Bowl Ring on it
First kid's name is gonna be Marahute after this bomb-ass golden eagle in Disney's Rescuers Down Under.
My mobile Twitter device made a telephone sound and I answered it and it was Mom. Didn't know it could do that
"Have a girlfriend yet?" -My parents and body wash
CRAP IT'S FRIDAY AND I FORGOT TO GET DOWN ON FRIDAY CRAP CRAP CRAP
I'd have a cooler name but @Yorkmeister, @Yorkatron, and @Yorkalicious were taken.