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I apologize if that last tweet was over your heads.
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I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting.
At Del Frisco, Philadelphia, choking on the stench of Republican testosterone, a peculiar combination of arrogance and desperation.
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Not only are there tons of younger, smarter, more talented people out there who do what I do, they also have the advantage of giving a shit.
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China may ban eating dogs, cats. Why would cats need to know that?
The "Burp N' Blow" is the new weapon in my battle with co-workers who get too close.
WTF is People Management? And why isn't someone who lists it as a "speciality" on at Linkedin ashamed of their own vapid tripe?
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Axe Body Spray Bubble Bath for Toddlers - When Dad smelling like a douchebag just isn't enough awesome.
If I were any more unmotivated today, I'd be Luke Wilson's acting career.
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I need to move. The cost of living is way too high here in DENIAL.
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I bet if I drank bleach I could scrub my toilet a lot better with my pee stream.
So, the Governor of NY was busted for accepting tickets to a Yankee game.
He’s blind.
Why didn’t he just listen to it on the radio?
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Sure, NBC deliberately omits the part where Sarah Jessica Parker learns that she's related to Secretariat.
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You'd never believe how many priests have to pat you down before you get to meet the Pope.
Ever since I replaced my Colgate with a bottle of Jack, I've taken a much greater interest in my oral hygiene.
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I don't know where I went wrong with my daughter for her to even ask, "Dada, why do you like Lady Gaga?"
He tells his kid he loves him. Then he calls him stupid. Then he gives him a big hug. Then he leaves the house. And he returns a day later.
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Duke: Representing the GOP in College Basketball. Fuck Duke.
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Sometimes I sit and think about how happiness feels elusive until I remember I have vodka in the freezer.
I'm excited about this, almost optimistic, even hopeful.
No good can come from this.
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