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Clearly, the neighbors can't hear my outdoor speakers over their screaming kids. I guess I'll pretend I can't either when I fall asleep.
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I hate it when Mint.com sends me emails like: 'Exceeded budget for Gas & Fuel.' How about something more positive, like: 'Room for Porn.'
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Chasing what you think is smart, instead of what's in your heart, has GOP written all over it.
Also, me.
Also, me.
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I was okay with being newly domesticated . . . right up to the point where my wife told me I had to piss inside.
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I feel guilty every time I close the back door without feeding the cats. But I know they only like me for the free food. Liberal confusion..
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@arjunbasu Congrats! I plan to live out a short story in your honor. Not too short. But not long enough to inspire confidence.
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Always look on the sunny side of life. That's what I say. Flowers, birds and rainbows.
All waiting for DEATH DEATH DEATH.
All waiting for DEATH DEATH DEATH.
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Life of an asshole. An honest asshole. An asshole that speaks to your face. An asshole that gets unwillingly fucked. An asshole that bleeds.
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