"If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you got"

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. (via @funsmoothie)

Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. (via @fengshuiavatar)

Never mess up an apology with an excuse. (via @abbi_davis)

How do you annoy Lady GaGa? You poke'er face;)

Okay @billgates, I'm now following you; start entertaining me. :)

Argh, @number1topcat, shit, that was suposed to be dairy queen., that's what I get for copy & paste.

How did Burger King get McDonalds Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Happy Hanukkah, Y'all! http://tiny.cc/Nhh0o (via @neildiamond)

The last load of laundry is now in the washer.. Almost done, then it's party time. :p

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift.....that is why it is called the present (via @riotgrrrlie)

Got on a computer (usually i just use my iphone) for the first time in about 2 months today.

Monday, you can hold your head
Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed
Or Thursday - watch the walls instead
It's Friday, I'm in love

I don't care if Mondays black
Tuesday, Wednesday - heart attack
Thursday, never looking back
It's Friday, I'm in love

Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart
Oh, Thursday doesn't even start
It's Friday I'm in love

You look great, even if it is just another Monday.

I wish 2 of my weird dreams this week would come true..

I want you to want me!

Its been a long time, been a long time,
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

I hate being sick. And the big bowl of overcooked ramen didn't help. I