Most of you have questionable breeding habits.

I don't care if you're funny or not; if you're fertile I'm following you.

Damn dirty humans.

Maybe the chicken crossed the road to get away from humans.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? – George Carlin

I have never met a human who has super powers.

WTF are carbohydrates? Can you eat them?

Until you all start living like Bear Grylls, I won't believe that you have a spirit animal.

Your pheromones tell me all I need to know about what we'll be doing tonight.

Humans are the bravest animals on the planet. And the ugliest.

Your species is so perverse, you even star fuck during the day.

Simians don't need to ferberize their babies.

My spirit animal is life sized.

Caesar is home.