Not only was @mark_wahlberg in every trailer I saw last night, he went through the theater row by row and reminded us to silence our phones.

Staff T-shirts at Alexander's Steakhouse: "Stop tofu abuse; eat foie gras."

I'd be very happy if the next black woman nominated for an Oscar doesn't play a cook, maid or servant.

Somewhat bemused by the fact that my iPhone autocorrects the spelling of "Olbermann." @keitholbermann, how many AAPL shares do you own?

Is @andrewbreitbart a verified account? It appears to be written by a 16-year-old girl with anger issues.

From my perspective, Beyoncė's visit to Cuba is far less controversial than her appearance of the cover of Black Hair magazine.

I don't care what your forbears did/didn't do re: Native Americans or slavery. America's a continuum, and none of us have clean hands.

"In a Room Full of Naked Korean Women who Observe Tradition, @margaretcho's Tattoos are an Unwelcome Sight."  http://jezebel.com/5992256/in-a-room-full-of-naked-koreans-margaret-chos-body-is-an-unwelcome-sight …

A heartfelt thank you to my parents + others in their cohort for giving up their energy and personal safety so I'd have the right to vote.

The number of emails, Tweets and status updates I draft but don't send is impressive, but you people can't handle the truth.

Call me a hater, but J.J. Abrams and Michael Bay are showmen, not storytellers.

@froomkin If it was such a big win, why did Rodriguez order that all of the videotaped t̶o̶r̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ interrogations be destroyed?

If @michelebachmann loses, I want the Sandman from Showtime at the Apollo to interrupt her concession speech and broom her from the stage.

If you watch election coverage, remember that almost everyone you see is emotionally/financially invested in presenting this as a dead heat.

Please stop using the word "ghetto" around me when you're describing something crappy. Its racist connotations are obvious.

Guy on my train is yammering into a Palm Treo; probably talking to a friend about the "Friends" finale.

Kids, don't do drugs. Because I need to work in the morning. http://t.co/JsuurTnX #sfmuni #sanfrancisco

It can't be an accident that the communicators in the latest #startrek film look almost exactly like my Motorola Star-TAC from 1998.

@yesyoureracist @thuglifecutiee You know, the Daytona 500 and LeMans really get my goat, too.

I give @sfist an "A," but it's hard to top @nypost's "HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR:"

 http://sfist.com/2013/04/05/manhole_explodes_on_bush.php …