JR Smith in bout 6 words was able to convey an idea that it takes most people weeks and hundreds of dollars to convey. He's a scholar

Blazers jersey bout to get sponsored by PBR and voodoo donuts next season

If people prepared for SATs/math tests as hard as they did for fantasy football drafts, every household would have their own NASA program

If this dunk contest was a tweet, it'd be misspelled and 162 characters

“@omgfactscelebs: Taylor Swift leaned to play the guitar from a guy who came to her house to fix her computer.” I've seen this on redtube

Losing a perfect game in the last at bat is like having the perfect tweet but its 141 characters

Started with 0 tweets now we're here

“@nfl_stats: Since legalizing marijuana the Seahawks and Broncos are a combined 13-1” the new market inefficiency

The last team to start 0-3 and win the NBA title was the Portland Dipsets in my nba 2k11 season

#nevertellagirl your real name

"Where's Waldo" is the deepest book ever written. Who was he hiding from, and why?

If you watch "Scarface" backwards, it's about a guy who regenerates inside of a pool then goes back to Cuba

What if all the lights in Mile HIgh went out, the nWo theme music started playing, and Tim Tebow was standing at the 50 yard line

When I got a 1000 followers on Twitter, I clutched my laptop, fell to the ground and cried like Jordan in 96

A tie at the Oscars is further proof that Americans are embracing soccer

"I'm only 11 but I miss the days of Bach and Mozart, when Beethoven was droppin symphonies, back when music was real" - youtube

“@wowfactsoflife: When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.” when keeping it real goes wrong

John Elway owning a team with Tim Tebow as QB is like if Shaq owned a team and the center was 5-8 140 lbs but they went 82-0

You don't need a 1000 followers, you get the right 200 people following you your twitter gonna be like Velvet Underground

Harden would throw himself inside a volcano if it meant drawing a foul