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It is like watching a terribly entertaining game of People Kerplunk. #Leveson
I see Mr Osborne has joined Twitter. Because being booed by 80,000 people in a stadium is just not enough. Good for him.
My only other comment on Woolwich is to commend the ladies that appear to have attempted to help the victim. Most brave and admirable.
Thank you to all those good people, wherever they may be, that willingly run towards chaos, to help those in need in their darkest hours.
Barack. Yes, you, Barack. We, here, in all the other countries, are wicked chuffed for you, lad. But do your speech soon, yes? We are tired.
Not everyone knows that you pass the port to the left. Oiks. #shockosborne
All the odd socks that Martians have clearly stolen from my washing machine. #WhatIHopetheyFindOnMars #MSL
So, Dave wants special stuff for us. Because we're special. Sigh. Go on, Europe. Give him a top hat with 'special' written on it. In crayon.
Adrian Chiles, with your face like a slighty out of focus cheese flan.
As an atheist, I do not think that atheism, itself, is served well by an aggressive stance. I'd rather just be nice to people.
Rebakah Brooks, in Chipping Norton, with a text. #AlternativeCluedoAccusations
Dolphins hold an annual televised competition in Hawaii, where they have to knock as many surfers off their boards as possible. #MadeUpFacts
Oi, all you 'fans' being violent at #Euro2012. Listen to the Irish. That is how you should be enjoying these championships. Fact. #Euro2012
My feet, firmly ensconced in floral boots, take me to the front door. Off for a walk. But there is heavy rain. So, maybe not. #Artwiculate
Geek, painter, drinker, sofa botherer and lover of the great Marmite. When I grow up, I want to be a Vulcan, a Timelord, or a Jedi. Will hashtag #anything.