It is like watching a terribly entertaining game of People Kerplunk. #Leveson

I see Mr Osborne has joined Twitter. Because being booed by 80,000 people in a stadium is just not enough. Good for him.

My only other comment on Woolwich is to commend the ladies that appear to have attempted to help the victim. Most brave and admirable.

How extraordinary that #NHS privatisation has been approved by the very people in a position to profit from it. A black day.

Thank you to all those good people, wherever they may be, that willingly run towards chaos, to help those in need in their darkest hours.

Getting Katie Price on, to discuss Angelina Jolie's decision to talk about her double mastectomy, is a...surreal choice. #bbctw

Barack. Yes, you, Barack. We, here, in all the other countries, are wicked chuffed for you, lad. But do your speech soon, yes? We are tired.

Not everyone knows that you pass the port to the left. Oiks. #shockosborne

All the odd socks that Martians have clearly stolen from my washing machine. #WhatIHopetheyFindOnMars #MSL

That is probably the nicest song I've ever heard. About a chap called Jeremy. Working in IT, on risk assessments. Yes. #Eurovision

So, Dave wants special stuff for us. Because we're special. Sigh. Go on, Europe. Give him a top hat with 'special' written on it. In crayon.

Adrian Chiles, with your face like a slighty out of focus cheese flan.

Am impatiently waiting for the day when atheists can have an episode of #bbctbq, and just talk about being nice to folk.

I am on the other side of the world. I do not even know your name. But I am so sorry that you suffered, and died so. #RIP #TheLadyFromDelhi

As an atheist, I do not think that atheism, itself, is served well by an aggressive stance. I'd rather just be nice to people.

Rebakah Brooks, in Chipping Norton, with a text. #AlternativeCluedoAccusations

Dolphins hold an annual televised competition in Hawaii, where they have to knock as many surfers off their boards as possible. #MadeUpFacts

Oi, all you 'fans' being violent at #Euro2012. Listen to the Irish. That is how you should be enjoying these championships. Fact. #Euro2012

The backlighting of the #bbctw studio seems very purple. On polling day. Just an observation.

My feet, firmly ensconced in floral boots, take me to the front door. Off for a walk. But there is heavy rain. So, maybe not. #Artwiculate